Bakers Dozen

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite
  9. Shoko Asahara

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite
  9. Shoko Asahara
  10. Brian of Bethlehem

Well, he was a very naughty boy.

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite
  9. Shoko Asahara
  10. Brian of Bethlehem
  11. Rabbi Akiba

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite
  9. Shoko Asahara
  10. Brian of Bethlehem
  11. Rabbi Akiba
  12. Joseph Smith

Religious leaders who’ve come to bad ends

  1. Jim Bakker
  2. Jesus the Nazarene
  3. Jim Jones
  4. Ted Haggard
  5. Aimee Semple McPherson
  6. Jimmy Swaggart
  7. David Koresh
  8. Marshall Applewhite
  9. Shoko Asahara
  10. Brian of Bethlehem
  11. Rabbi Akiba
  12. Joseph Smith
    13, John the Baptist

No because:

A. The letter have quotation marks around them.
B. Not on my dime you don’t–I cannot read Grafton. She is the sloppiest writer I have ever read.
New Catagory: Punchlines to dirty jokes.

And to lead off with a classic:

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. “THE ARISTOCRATS!”
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, what’s the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”
  9. There’s 20 of them.

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”
  9. There’s 20 of them.
  10. Well, hardly any.

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”
  9. There’s 20 of them.
  10. Well, hardly any.
  11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.”
  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”
  9. There’s 20 of them.
  10. Well, hardly any.
  11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.”
  12. “You don’t understand … Chunks is my dog!”

Punchlines to dirty jokes.

  1. THE ARISTOCRATS!
  2. “Mr. Jenkins has the same diagnosis as you, but a better healthplan.”
  3. “Hey, whats the matter with ya. You’re screwin’ just like a Chinaman!”
  4. “You’re not here for the hunting, are you?”
  5. “Shoot the dog!”
  6. “But why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”
  7. $100, same as in town.
  8. “But have sex with ONE goat…”
  9. There’s 20 of them.
  10. Well, hardly any.
  11. “That’s OK. It’s just gonna be the two of us anyway.”
  12. “You don’t understand … Chunks is my dog!”
  13. “We use the camel to ride into town.”

New category: Urban legends involving transportation (links encouraged)

  1. “Send the bedbug letter”