Bakers Dozen

Non-food items that you would never consider buying used or “second hand”

  1. Coffin
  2. Underwear
  3. Handkerchief
  4. Condom
  5. Dentures
  6. Contact lenses
  7. Toilet paper
  8. Maxi Pads
  9. Breast implants
  10. Mattresses
  11. Toothbrush

Non-food items that you would never consider buying used or “second hand”

  1. Coffin
  2. Underwear
  3. Handkerchief
  4. Condom
  5. Dentures
  6. Contact lenses
  7. Toilet paper
  8. Maxi Pads
  9. Breast implants
  10. Mattresses
  11. Toothbrush
  12. Wash rags

Non-food items that you would never consider buying used or “second hand”

  1. Coffin
  2. Underwear
  3. Handkerchief
  4. Condom
  5. Dentures
  6. Contact lenses
  7. Toilet paper
  8. Maxi Pads
  9. Breast implants
  10. Mattresses
  11. Toothbrush
  12. Wash rags
  13. Vibrators

In “honor” of NaNoWriMo:

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles (written by the woman who sued J. K. Rowling for ripping off her ideas)

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger

A 1969 soft-core porn novelwritten by 24 co-workers as a lark that actually found a publisher and sold 90,000 copies before the story of its creation was revealed, after which it sold even more. It also became an X-rated feature film.

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Coming of Age in Samoa

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy

Still, after 13 years, the worst thing my book club ever read. Sweet Jeebus, it was bad.

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed

NOTE: I resisted the urge to post ANYTHING BY SUE GRAFTON. Whoever told her she could write was demented.

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed
  9. The Turner Diaries

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed
  9. The Turner Diaries
  10. Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed
  9. The Turner Diaries
  10. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
  11. Snuff (love ya, Chuck, but this one was a stinker)

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed
  9. The Turner Diaries
  10. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
  11. Snuff (love ya, Chuck, but this one was a stinker)
  12. Dutch: A Memoir of Ronald Reagan

Historical biography that includes fictional characters? I don’t think so: Dutch: A Memoir of Ronald Reagan - Wikipedia

Terrible books that actually got published:

  1. The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
  2. Naked Came the Stranger
  3. Mein Kampf
  4. Dianetics
  5. Coming of Age in Samoa
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. The Celestine Prophecy
  8. Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed
  9. The Turner Diaries
  10. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
  11. Snuff (love ya, Chuck, but this one was a stinker)
  12. Dutch: A Memoir of Ronald Reagan
  13. The Bridges of Madison County

Next Up: Classic works of fiction that include “the n word”

  1. To Kill A Mockingbird

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Next Up: Classic works of fiction that include “the n word”

  1. To Kill A Mockingbird
  2. Huckleberry Finn

Next Up: Classic works of fiction that include “the n word”

  1. To Kill A Mockingbird
  2. Huckleberry Finn
  3. The Nigger of the ‘Narcissus’: A Tale of the Sea

Next Up: Classic works of fiction that include “the n word”

  1. To Kill A Mockingbird
  2. Huckleberry Finn
  3. The Nigger of the ‘Narcissus’: A Tale of the Sea
  4. The Color Purple

Next Up: Classic works of fiction that include “the n word”

  1. To Kill A Mockingbird
  2. Huckleberry Finn
  3. The Nigger of the ‘Narcissus’: A Tale of the Sea
  4. The Color Purple
  5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest