Bakers Dozen

Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

  1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
  2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
  3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
  4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
  5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
  6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
  7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
  8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
  9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
  10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt

Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

  1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
  2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
  3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
  4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
  5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
  6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
  7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
  8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
  9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
  10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
  11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini

A perverse love story in a way: she entered a long affair with Mussolini, who was 28 years her senior, when she was very young and stood by him through his falls at the end of the war. She was with him when he was captured and refused to leave his side even though she had wealthy family (and even a bit she herself had inherited or squirreled away) to go to, and instead was executed with him. (If anybody’s into morbid pics of dead Italian women you can google for pics of her post execution body strung up for spectators.)

Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

  1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
  2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
  3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
  4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
  5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
  6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
  7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
  8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
  9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
  10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
  11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini
  12. Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods

Famous mistresses and their famous lovers

  1. Madame de Pompadour/Louis XV
  2. Nell Gwyn/Charles II
  3. Marion Davies/William Randolph Hearst
  4. Emma Hamilton/Horatio Nelson
  5. Maria Callas/Aristotle Onassis
  6. Marilyn Monroe/JFK
  7. Monica Lewisnky / Bill Clinton
  8. Katharine Hepburn/Spencer Tracy
  9. Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Charles
  10. Lucy Mercer/Franklin Roosevelt
  11. Clara Petacci/Benito Mussolini
  12. Rachel Uchitel/Tiger Woods
  13. Nan Britton/Warren G. Harding
    I started this one, so- up for grabs.

New Category

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  1. Kids in general

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  1. Kids in general
  2. Termites
    I count them separate from vermin because they’re WAY more than a bothersome annoyance; they’ll feck your shite up.

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes

Can you say extension cords in the attic to run ceiling fans? :eek:

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
  9. Gutter cleaning

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
  9. Gutter cleaning
  10. water in the basement

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
  9. Gutter cleaning
  10. water in the basement
  11. Tree falling on roof

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
  9. Gutter cleaning
  10. water in the basement
  11. Tree falling on roof
  12. Neighbours!

Homeowner Headaches

  1. leaky pipes
  2. gas leaks
  3. kids on the lawn
  4. vermin (squirrels, mice, ants, etc.)
  5. Door-to-door Mormons
  6. Kids in general
  7. Termites
  8. Previous owner’s wiring fixes
  9. Gutter cleaning
  10. water in the basement
  11. Tree falling on roof
  12. Neighbours!
  13. Property tax increases

New category: Songs which mention Chevrolets (according to an article I recently read, there are over 700 such tunes)

  1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel (“Thought I was the Duke of Earl/ When I made it with the red-haired girl/ In the Chevrolet”)

New category: Songs which mention Chevrolets (according to an article I recently read, there are over 700 such tunes)

  1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
  2. “American Pie” by Don McLean

Songs which mention Chevrolets

  1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
  2. “American Pie” by Don McLean
  3. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince

Songs which mention Chevrolets

  1. “Keepin’ the Faith” by Billy Joel
  2. “American Pie” by Don McLean
  3. “Little Red Corvette” by Prince
  4. “Chevy Van” by Sammy Johns