Bakers Dozen

[Rebo]

Horror Authors

1. HP Lovecraft
2. E.A. Poe
3. Stephen King
4. Graham Masterton
5. Dean Koontz
6. Richard Laymon
7. John Saul
8. Kim Newman
9. Clive Barker
10. Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
11. Peter Straub

[Sternvogel]

Horror Authors

1. HP Lovecraft
2. E.A. Poe
3. Stephen King
4. Graham Masterton
5. Dean Koontz
6. Richard Laymon
7. John Saul
8. Kim Newman
9. Clive Barker
10. Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
11. Peter Straub
12. William Peter Blatty

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Horror Authors

1. HP Lovecraft
2. E.A. Poe
3. Stephen King
4. Graham Masterton
5. Dean Koontz
6. Richard Laymon
7. John Saul
8. Kim Newman
9. Clive Barker
10. Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
11. Peter Straub
12. William Peter Blatty
13. Robert Bloch

Next category:

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”

[anyrose]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.

[Infovore]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”

2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”

3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
   [/QUOTE]

4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”

[Sampiro]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”

2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”

3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
   [/QUOTE]

4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”

5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”

[Sternvogel]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”

2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”

3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
   [/quote]

4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”

5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”

6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”

Of course, this one is expected around the Festivus table…

[Sampiro]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”

2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”

3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
   [/quote]

4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”

5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”

6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”

7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”

[YoDoc]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”
9. "What do you mean, ‘turtle, not turkey’? – my mom to my grandpa two years ago.

[Sampiro]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”
9. "What do you mean, ‘turtle, not turkey’? – my mom to my grandpa two years ago.
10. “He brought ninety five tribe members with him? We were expecting maybe a dozen, two dozen max! How the hell are we supposed to feed ninety five!?”

The Pilgrims when Chief Massassoit arrived at the 1621 feast

[Sampiro]

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
[/QUOTE]

When she died last year he was physically barred from attending her funeral. So he faked a heart attack. He sounds like a real piece of work.

[notfrommensa]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”
9. "What do you mean, ‘turtle, not turkey’? – my mom to my grandpa two years ago.
10. “He brought ninety five tribe members with him? We were expecting maybe a dozen, two dozen max! How the hell are we supposed to feed ninety five!?”
11. “Is it time to cut the cheese”

[Little_Nemo]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”
9. "What do you mean, ‘turtle, not turkey’? – my mom to my grandpa two years ago.
10. “He brought ninety five tribe members with him? We were expecting maybe a dozen, two dozen max! How the hell are we supposed to feed ninety five!?”
11. “Is it time to cut the cheese”
12. “Well, everyone’s here. I guess I better get started on the turkey. By the way, there were no instructions so does anyone know how long it takes to nuke a frozen turkey?”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things you don’t really want to hear around the Thanksgiving table

1. “I thought you said this turkey had some kind of tumor on it…?”
2. “Mom, Dad, I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you…”
3. “Honey, remember the women that our son married, then adopted her son of unknown paternity, and later divorced? Well, I am that child’s biological father.”–John Clark to wife actress Lynn Redgrave, as she prepared the Thanksgiving dinner.
4. “Wait–you’re supposed to use a meat thermometer on the turkey?”
5. “What I am most thankful for is that unlike the rest of you I have the antidote to the little extra ingredient I put in the dressing…”
6. “And now, it’s time for the airing of grievances, followed by the feats of strength!”
7. “What? In some countries that’s considered good manners!”
8. “Sorry, I ate the pie already. Yes, all of it.”
9. "What do you mean, ‘turtle, not turkey’? – my mom to my grandpa two years ago.
10. “He brought ninety five tribe members with him? We were expecting maybe a dozen, two dozen max! How the hell are we supposed to feed ninety five!?”
11. “Is it time to cut the cheese”
12. “Well, everyone’s here. I guess I better get started on the turkey. By the way, there were no instructions so does anyone know how long it takes to nuke a frozen turkey?”
13. “Mom, Dad, I wanted to bring my five wives home for you to meet. And here they are…!”

I started this category, so I’ll let someone else start the next one.

[Sampiro]

Famous people who believe/believed in reincarnation

1. General George S. Patton

[anyrose]

Famous people who believe/believed in reincarnation

1. General George S. Patton
2. Shirley MacLaine

[Sampiro]

Famous people who believe/believed in reincarnation

1. General George S. Patton
2. Shirley MacLaine
3. Carl Jung

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Famous people who believe/believed in reincarnation

1. General George S. Patton
2. Shirley MacLaine
3. Carl Jung
4. William James