Bakers Dozen

My favorite thing about Chumley’s:

Tho’ I had heard that it was code for an impending raid during prohibition.

I forgot to start a new category.
Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks

I forgot to start a new category.
Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch

Very big in the '20s.

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Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything.

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything.
  6. Celine Dion Christmas

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything.
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear
  8. Fruitcake

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear
  8. Fruitcake
  9. Mittens

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear
  8. Fruitcake
  9. Mittens
  10. Broom/dustpan/mop set

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear
  8. Fruitcake
  9. Mittens
  10. Broom/dustpan/mop set
  11. A chip pan

It’s an old legend- probably nonsense - in my family that one of my Mum’s cousins once got a chip pan for Christmas. When he was a kid. His parents were a little … hmmm… careful with their cash.

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks
  2. a radioactive watch
  3. a lump of coal
  4. the clap
  5. Chia anything
  6. Celine Dion Christmas
  7. Underwear
  8. Fruitcake
  9. Mittens
  10. Broom/dustpan/mop set
  11. A chip pan
  12. A gift you recognize having given that person a few years earlier

Worst Possible Holiday Gift Ever:

  1. toe socks

  2. a radioactive watch

  3. a lump of coal

  4. the clap

  5. Chia anything

  6. Celine Dion Christmas

  7. Underwear

  8. Fruitcake

  9. Mittens

  10. Broom/dustpan/mop set

  11. A chip pan

  12. A gift you recognize having given that person a few years earlier

  13. A python
    New Category: Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  14. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash

New Category: Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame

Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame
  3. Columbine, CO/mass shooting

Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame
  3. Columbine, CO/mass shooting
  4. Roslyn, WA/shooting location for Northern Exposure

Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame
  3. Columbine, CO/mass shooting
  4. Roslyn, WA/shooting location for Northern Exposure
  5. New Madrid, MO, Site of largest earthquake in lower 48 since 1800

Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame
  3. Columbine, CO/mass shooting
  4. Roslyn, WA/shooting location for Northern Exposure
  5. New Madrid, MO, Site of largest earthquake in lower 48 since 1800
  6. Punxsutawney, PA – Phil’s February 2 “will he see his shadow?” gig

Famous small towns/what they’re famous for

  1. Roswell, NM/the alleged UFO crash
  2. Cooperstown, NY/Baseball Hall of Fame
  3. Columbine, CO/mass shooting
  4. Roslyn, WA/shooting location for Northern Exposure
  5. New Madrid, MO, Site of largest earthquake in lower 48 since 1800
  6. Punxsutawney, PA – Phil’s February 2 “will he see his shadow?” gig
  7. Portmeirion, Gwynedd, North Wales/shooting location of The Prisoner (among other movies/TV shows)