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Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
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Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
  9. Angels from the Realms of Glory
9144

I was thinking of the alternate lyrics in the OP. And, to balance it out:

Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
  9. Angels from the Realms of Glory
  10. The Annoying Drummer Boy

Mary said “It’s getting late, but thanks for stopping by.
I’d love to chat, but I just gave birth to the Lord our God on high.
Here we are at 3 a.m.
With Ringo Starr of Bethelem.
Baby Jesu needs to sleep, and God knows, so do I.”

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was thinking of the alternate lyrics in the OP. And, to balance it out:

Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
  9. Angels from the Realms of Glory
  10. The Annoying Drummer Boy
  11. Go Tell it on the Mountain
9146

Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
  9. Angels from the Realms of Glory
  10. The Annoying Drummer Boy
  11. Go Tell it on the Mountain
  12. In the Bleak Midwinter
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Holiday songs that specifically mention the little baby Jesus by name

  1. Little Drummer Boy
  2. Away in a Manger
  3. Silent Night
  4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
  5. It’s Jesus’ Birthday (Bob Rivers’ take-off)
  6. Jesus, Oh What a Wonderful Child
  7. Mary’s Boy Child
  8. Merry F***ing Christmas (South Park)
  9. Angels from the Realms of Glory
  10. The Annoying Drummer Boy
  11. Go Tell it on the Mountain
  12. In the Bleak Midwinter
  13. The First Noel

Verse 6:
This star drew nigh to the northwest
O’er Bethlehem it took its rest
And there it did both Pause and stay
Right o’er the place where Jesus lay.
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel!
Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
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Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
9149

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
9150

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
9151

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
9152

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
9153

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
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Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
9155

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
  9. Foosball Table

I don’t know, how I’m gonna convince them Santa brought it down the chimney!

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Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
  9. Foosball Table
  1. A papasan chair

He came down the chimney and opened the door to let a team of burly elves carry it in.

9157

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
  9. Foosball Table
  1. A papasan chair
  1. A pool cue
9158

Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
  9. Foosball Table
  10. A papasan chair
  11. A pool cue
  12. a pony
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Difficult to wrap (or at least disguise) presents

  1. A bicycle
  2. A puppy
  3. skis
  4. A crossbow
  5. a car
  6. Real Doll
  7. Giant flat screen TV
  8. surfboard
  9. Foosball Table
  10. A papasan chair
  11. A pool cue
  12. a pony
  13. Golf clubs

I started this one, so I’ll let someone else do the honors.

9160

Secondary “Harry Potter” characters

  1. Mrs. Norris
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Secondary “Harry Potter” characters

  1. Mrs. Norris
  2. Nearly Headless Nick