Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
- Bunsen Honeydew
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
- Bunsen Honeydew
- Roosevelt Franklin
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
- Bunsen Honeydew
- Roosevelt Franklin
- Astoria
Waldorf’s wife, who looks an awful lot like his pal Statler: Astoria | Muppet Wiki | Fandom
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
- Bunsen Honeydew
- Roosevelt Franklin
- Astoria
- Oscar the Grouch
Muppets
- Beaker
- Swedish Chef
- Animal
- Miss Piggy
- Waldorf
- Statler
- Kermit
- Fozzie Bear
- Bunsen Honeydew
- Roosevelt Franklin
- Astoria
- Oscar the Grouch
- Dr. Teeth
Next category:
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David- my ex-husband
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
- Oprah- I’ve known two college students with this name. Partly it’s because I think it’s silly to name a child after a TV personality, but mostly, I’ll admit, because it makes me feel so damned old.
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
- Oprah- I’ve known two college students with this name. Partly it’s because I think it’s silly to name a child after a TV personality, but mostly, I’ll admit, because it makes me feel so damned old.
- Ron. I worked with a Ron whose actual name was Ron.
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
- Oprah- I’ve known two college students with this name. Partly it’s because I think it’s silly to name a child after a TV personality, but mostly, I’ll admit, because it makes me feel so damned old.
- Ron. I worked with a Ron whose actual name was Ron.
- Pat, Terry, Shannon, Kelly etc. Any Androgynous Names. I don’t like them.
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
- Oprah- I’ve known two college students with this name. Partly it’s because I think it’s silly to name a child after a TV personality, but mostly, I’ll admit, because it makes me feel so damned old.
- Ron. I worked with a Ron whose actual name was Ron.
- Pat, Terry, Shannon, Kelly etc. Any Androgynous Names. I don’t like them.
- Jean – Mother of Nancy (see #7)
First names you irrationally hate, and why
- Mark - kid who was mean to me in high school
- David - my ex-husband
- Scott - wasted my 20s on that a$$hat
- Kaitlyn - too trendy, too many spelling variations, and too similar to Cody and Cassidy (Kathy Lee Gifford’s kids)
- Brittany- I’ve known at least three who were vapid selfish sorority-girl types
- Joey - notorious among teachers I know as the name of choice for little brats
- Nancy – my brother’s batshit insane ex-wife
- Justin - Timberlake, Beiber, BARF!
- Oprah- I’ve known two college students with this name. Partly it’s because I think it’s silly to name a child after a TV personality, but mostly, I’ll admit, because it makes me feel so damned old.
- Ron. I worked with a Ron whose actual name was Ron.
- Pat, Terry, Shannon, Kelly etc. Any Androgynous Names. I don’t like them.
- Jean – Mother of Nancy (see #7)
- “Law Firm Names”- not a specific name, but when parents name two or more of their children family surnames and it sounds like a law firm when they refer to them. “Tinsley, McKay, and Holt, stop squabbling and get in the minivan now!”
Next up:
Retellings and-or alternate tellings of familiar stories/original tale
- Wicked by Gregory Maguire/Wizard of Oz