Bakers Dozen

Headlines from 1912

  1. New Mexico, Arizona admitted as 47th and 48th states of USA
  2. RMS Titanic to make Maiden Voyage on April 10th!
  3. Scott Antarctic expedition perishes en route back from the south pole
  4. Woodrow Wilson elected president
  5. Henry Ford closes striking Buffalo auto factory. Moves business to Detroit!
  6. The First Balkan War begins in October (Greece, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria vs. the Ottoman Empire)
  7. Games of the V Olympiad open in Stockholm
  8. Republic of China established.
  9. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs is released/becomes an immediate bestseller
  10. Aviation pioneer Wilbur Wright dies of typhoid fever at his home in Dayton, Ohio

He was worth 55 points in the 1912 Celebrity Deathpool

Headlines from 1912

  1. New Mexico, Arizona admitted as 47th and 48th states of USA
  2. RMS Titanic to make Maiden Voyage on April 10th!
  3. Scott Antarctic expedition perishes en route back from the south pole
  4. Woodrow Wilson elected president
  5. Henry Ford closes striking Buffalo auto factory. Moves business to Detroit!
  6. The First Balkan War begins in October (Greece, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria vs. the Ottoman Empire)
  7. Games of the V Olympiad open in Stockholm
  8. Republic of China established.
  9. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs is released/becomes an immediate bestseller
  10. Aviation pioneer Wilbur Wright dies of typhoid fever at his home in Dayton, Ohio
  11. Former President Theodore Roosevelt shot in the chest while campaigning on the Bull Moose Party ticket

Headlines from 1912

  1. New Mexico, Arizona admitted as 47th and 48th states of USA
  2. RMS Titanic to make Maiden Voyage on April 10th!
  3. Scott Antarctic expedition perishes en route back from the south pole
  4. Woodrow Wilson elected president
  5. Henry Ford closes striking Buffalo auto factory. Moves business to Detroit!
  6. The First Balkan War begins in October (Greece, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria vs. the Ottoman Empire)
  7. Games of the V Olympiad open in Stockholm
  8. Republic of China established.
  9. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs is released/becomes an immediate bestseller
  10. Aviation pioneer Wilbur Wright dies of typhoid fever at his home in Dayton, Ohio
  11. Former President Theodore Roosevelt shot in the chest while campaigning on the Bull Moose Party ticket
  12. African National Congress established in South Africa

Headlines from 1912

  1. New Mexico, Arizona admitted as 47th and 48th states of USA
  2. RMS Titanic to make Maiden Voyage on April 10th!
  3. Scott Antarctic expedition perishes en route back from the south pole
  4. Woodrow Wilson elected president
  5. Henry Ford closes striking Buffalo auto factory. Moves business to Detroit!
  6. The First Balkan War begins in October (Greece, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria vs. the Ottoman Empire)
  7. Games of the V Olympiad open in Stockholm
  8. Republic of China established.
  9. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs is released/becomes an immediate bestseller
  10. Aviation pioneer Wilbur Wright dies of typhoid fever at his home in Dayton, Ohio
  11. Former President Theodore Roosevelt shot in the chest while campaigning on the Bull Moose Party ticket
  12. African National Congress established in South Africa
  13. Socialist Eugene V. Debs of Indiana wins 6% of the popular vote in the presidential election
    (He received just as many votes numerically in the 1920 election; women could vote for the first time so almost twice as many votes were cast, so while he received roughly the same numerically it was only 3.5% of the popular vote. Still not bad considering he was in prison during the election of 1920 and all votes were write-ins.)
    Somebody else may choose the next up.

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons

The only British Prime Minister ever assassinated

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Furious over the Battle of Tippecanoe and viewing the New Madrid earthquakes of December 1811 as a sign, Tecumseh travels widely in the midwest and southern states preaching American Indian solidarity against the Americans

Not really pithy for a headline

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Furious over the Battle of Tippecanoe and viewing the New Madrid earthquakes of December 1811 as a sign, Tecumseh travels widely in the midwest and southern states preaching American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Furious over the Battle of Tippecanoe and viewing the New Madrid earthquakes of December 1811 as a sign, Tecumseh travels widely in the midwest and southern states preaching American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Furious over the Battle of Tippecanoe and viewing the New Madrid earthquakes of December 1811 as a sign, Tecumseh travels widely in the midwest and southern states preaching American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Furious over the Battle of Tippecanoe and viewing the New Madrid earthquakes of December 1811 as a sign, Tecumseh travels widely in the midwest and southern states preaching American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War
  9. Luddites attack wool processing factory of Frank Vickerman in West Yorkshire, England

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in lobby of House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Tecumseh preaches American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War
  9. Luddites attack wool processing factory of Frank Vickerman in West Yorkshire, England
  10. Frigate USS Constitution defeats HMS Guerriere

Using my prerogative as OP, #2 corrected, #5 shortened, if that’s all right.

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in lobby of House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Tecumseh preaches American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War
  9. Luddites attack wool processing factory of Frank Vickerman in West Yorkshire, England
  10. Frigate USS Constitution defeats HMS Guerriere
  11. Pierre-Simon Laplace publishes The Analytical Theory of Probabilities, laying the foundations of statistics

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in lobby of House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Tecumseh preaches American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War
  9. Luddites attack wool processing factory of Frank Vickerman in West Yorkshire, England
  10. Frigate USS Constitution defeats HMS Guerriere
  11. Pierre-Simon Laplace publishes The Analytical Theory of Probabilities, laying the foundations of statistics
  12. Russia establishes a fur trading colony at Fort Ross, Calif.

Headlines from 1812

  1. President James Madison is reelected, defeating DeWitt Clinton
  2. Prime Minister Spencer Perceval assassinated in lobby of House of Commons
  3. Earthquake in Caracas claims at least 15,000 lives
  4. French forces under Napoleon invade Russia
  5. Tecumseh preaches American Indian solidarity against the Americans
  6. Louisiana admitted as 18th state
  7. George Clinton, 4th Vice President of the United States, is dead.
  8. Treaty of Bucharest ends Russo-Turkish War
  9. Luddites attack wool processing factory of Frank Vickerman in West Yorkshire, England
  10. Frigate USS Constitution defeats HMS Guerriere
  11. Pierre-Simon Laplace publishes The Analytical Theory of Probabilities, laying the foundations of statistics
  12. Russia establishes a fur trading colony at Fort Ross, Calif.
  13. Americans repulsed by Canadians and Brits.

(Militarily that is; not a matter of taste or anything.)
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