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Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only)

  1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who!
  2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry…
  3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?”
  4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!”
  5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man
  6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts.
  7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz.
  8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house?
  9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
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Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only)

  1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who!
  2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry…
  3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?”
  4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!”
  5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man
  6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts.
  7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz.
  8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house?
  9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
  11. Atch - Gesundheit!
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Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only)

  1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who!
  2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry…
  3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?”
  4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!”
  5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man
  6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts.
  7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz.
  8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house?
  9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
  11. Atch - Gesundheit!
  12. Little Old Lady - I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes (name and punchline only)

  1. Sez - Sez me! That’s who!
  2. Boo - Now now, don’t cry…
  3. Control Freak-Now you say “Control Freak who?”
  4. Interrupting Cow - “Inter—” “MOO!”
  5. It’s Dave — Dave’s not here, man
  6. Cash - No, but I would like some peanuts.
  7. Vanilla Ice - That’s show biz.
  8. Izzer - Izzer a doctor in the house?
  9. Orange - Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  10. Dave - Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
  11. Atch - Gesundheit!
  12. Little Old Lady - I didn’t know you could yodel!
  13. Cowsgo - No, cows go moo.

New Category

Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)

(Not a typo. Jack is a thief and a murderer. Evil, evil Jack.)

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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood, Three Little Pigs)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
    H & G’s parents aren’t so hot either, abandoning them in the woods.
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
  9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
  9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan
  10. The Nome King (the Oz books)

Not a typo. That’s how Baum spelled it.

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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
  9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan
  10. The Nome King (the Oz books)
  11. Baba Yaga
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Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
  9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan
  10. The Nome King (the Oz books)
  11. Baba Yaga
  12. Fairy Godmother/SHREK
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I’m sorry but this category has been done before. Do you want to try another one?

ETA: Wow! Disappearing post!?

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Nice disappearing post/user name combo tho.

Nursery Rhyme/Fairy Tale Villains

  1. Big Bad Wolf (Red Riding Hood)
  2. Jack (Jack and the beanstalk)
  3. Wicked Stepmother (Cinderella, Hansel & Gretel, Snow White)
  4. Big Bad Wolf (Three Little Pigs)
  5. Troll under the bridge (The Three Billy Goats Gruff)
  6. Cannibalistic Witch (Hansel & Gretel)
  7. Bluebeard
  8. Rumpelstiltskin
  9. Captain Hook/Peter Pan
  10. The Nome King (the Oz books)
  11. Baba Yaga
  12. Fairy Godmother/SHREK
  13. The Fox (various, incl. Aesop)

Traffic violations that you regularly see each day:

  1. Following too closely
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lost4life’s post is actually on page 1, so yeah it’s been done before…

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Traffic violations that you regularly see each day:

  1. Following too closely
  2. Driving while on cell phone/texting
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Traffic violations that you regularly see each day:

  1. Following too closely
  2. Driving while on cell phone/texting
  3. Driving over the posted speed limit