Bakers Dozen

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’
  9. Have a disease named after me

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’
  9. Have a disease named after me.
  10. Have Jay Leno replace you on the show you thought you had.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’
  9. Have a disease named after me.
  10. Have Jay Leno replace you on the show you thought you had.
  11. Accidentally knock the ball out of the hand of the player trying to catch it, costing the team a shot at the World Series.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’
  9. Have a disease named after me.
  10. Have Jay Leno replace you on the show you thought you had.
  11. Accidentally knock the ball out of the hand of the player trying to catch it, costing the team a shot at the World Series.
  12. Laughing and posing for pics with a foul ball while the 3 year old next to you cries his eyes out.

13 ways you don’t want to make yourself famous.

  1. Be nominated (or win) a Darwin Award.
  2. Be a Neighborhood Watch Captain in Sanford, Florida.
  3. Get OJ Simpson out of prison on a technicality.
  4. Be one of several sisters with neither shame nor talent.
  5. Being described as “always such a quiet man.”
  6. Drop the BCS Trophy.
  7. Drop out of the GOP presidential race long after everyone else could see you were doomed.
  8. Hearing "My name is Chris Hansen and you’re on To Catch a Predator…’
  9. Have a disease named after me.
  10. Have Jay Leno replace you on the show you thought you had.
  11. Accidentally knock the ball out of the hand of the player trying to catch it, costing the team a shot at the World Series.
  12. Laughing and posing for pics with a foul ball while the 3 year old next to you cries his eyes out. (“Video Not Found” when I clicked the link)
  13. Being caught making a racial slur when you don’t realize there’s a live microphone in the vicinity.

New category: Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s Blithe Spirit

New category: Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s Blithe Spirit
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera Beethoven’s Last Night.

New category: Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s Blithe Spirit
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera Beethoven’s Last Night.
  3. Community theater production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Incidentally, it got rave reviews in local papers but was textbook “community theater” problems (i.e. a couple of good [not great] performances, a couple of noticeably awful ones, most of the rest mediocre- even by ComTheatre standards it wasn’t particularly good or bad). I’ve noticed this at the last few amateur things I’ve been to even though the same writers are a lot more critical of the local professional theater. I guess with print being in such danger the local papers re probably afraid to offend anybody actually in the community.

Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”

Just amazing. Quite a talented guy.

Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”
  5. Community theater production of Comedy of Errors

Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”
  5. Community theater production of Comedy of Errors
  6. Community theater production of MASH

A friend played Henry Blake.

Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”
  5. Community theater production of Comedy of Errors
  6. Community theater production of MASH
  7. Community Theatre production Italian-American Reconciliation

Theatrical productions you’ve recently attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”
  5. Community theater production of Comedy of Errors
  6. Community theater production of MASH
  7. Community Theatre production Italian-American Reconciliation
  8. Broadway: The Lion King

Maybe we should abandon the time frame and open up the category to “Theatrical productions you’ve attended”.

Suits me.

Theatrical productions you’ve attended

  1. Purdue students’ production of Noel Coward’s “Blithe Spirit”
  2. Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s performance of the rock opera “Beethoven’s Last Night”
  3. Community theater production of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat”
  4. Mike Birbiglia’s standup/storytelling act, “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend”
  5. Community theater production of Comedy of Errors
  6. Community theater production of MASH
  7. Community Theatre production Italian-American Reconciliation
  8. Broadway: The Lion King
  9. London, Fall '85: Original cast of Les Miserables