Bakers Dozen

Newspapers

  1. New York Times
  2. USA Today
  3. The Unterrified Democrat- Linn, Missouri
  4. The Hartford Courant - America’s Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
  5. The Times-Picayune
  6. The San Jose Mercury News
  7. The Wall Street Journal
  8. Washington Post
  9. The Key West Citizen

Newspapers

  1. New York Times
  2. USA Today
  3. The Unterrified Democrat- Linn, Missouri
  4. The Hartford Courant - America’s Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
  5. The Times-Picayune
  6. The San Jose Mercury News
  7. The Wall Street Journal
  8. Washington Post
  9. The Key West Citizen
  10. Le Monde

I figured we needed a non-American paper.

Newspapers

  1. New York Times
  2. USA Today
  3. The Unterrified Democrat- Linn, Missouri
  4. The Hartford Courant - America’s Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
  5. The Times-Picayune
  6. The San Jose Mercury News
  7. The Wall Street Journal
  8. Washington Post
  9. The Key West Citizen
  10. Le Monde
  11. Plain Dealer (Cleveland)

Newspapers

  1. New York Times
  2. USA Today
  3. The Unterrified Democrat- Linn, Missouri
  4. The Hartford Courant - America’s Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
  5. The Times-Picayune
  6. The San Jose Mercury News
  7. The Wall Street Journal
  8. Washington Post
  9. The Key West Citizen
  10. Le Monde
  11. Plain Dealer (Cleveland)
  12. Bloom Picayune

Newspapers

  1. New York Times
  2. USA Today
  3. The Unterrified Democrat- Linn, Missouri
  4. The Hartford Courant - America’s Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
  5. The Times-Picayune
  6. The San Jose Mercury News
  7. The Wall Street Journal
  8. Washington Post
  9. The Key West Citizen
  10. Le Monde
  11. Plain Dealer (Cleveland)
  12. Bloom Picayune
  13. Newsday, Long Island’s own
    New Category

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld

New Category

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
    Unless you just happen to like saunas.

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia (with debt acknowledged to the Dead Kennedys)

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia (with debt acknowledged to the Dead Kennedys)
  5. Alaska

Surprising, but I’ve heard it’s when the rain and mosquitoes are at their worst. June’s generally the real peak month.

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia (with debt acknowledged to the Dead Kennedys)
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride

If you’re going there to ski, obviously. For hiking, it’s probably fine.

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia (with debt acknowledged to the Dead Kennedys)
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France

According to the story, that’s when everything in France is closed because all the French people have gone on their vacation.

You can delete my Dead Kennedys reference, next poster. Thanks.

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea

Nor for January vacation, February vacation, etc.

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea
  9. outdoors in Houston, TX

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea
  9. outdoors in Houston, TX
  10. Cancun

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea
  9. outdoors in Houston, TX
  10. Cancun
  11. Haiti

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea
  9. outdoors in Houston, TX
  10. Cancun
  11. Haiti
  12. Dachau

Places NOT to go for August Vacation

  1. Disneyworld
  2. New Orleans
  3. Death Valley
  4. Cambodia
  5. Alaska
  6. Telluride
  7. France
  8. North Korea
  9. outdoors in Houston, TX
  10. Cancun
  11. Haiti
  12. Dachau
  13. Minnesota (the mosquitos eat you alive)

Next up: Actors who have played (da da da da da da da) BATMAN

  1. Adam West

Actors who have played (da da da da da da da) BATMAN

  1. Adam West
  2. Michael Keaton

Actors who have played (da da da da da da da) BATMAN

  1. Adam West
  2. Michael Keaton
  3. George Clooney