Bakers Dozen

Elendil_s_Heir · August 16, 2012, 7:54pm

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”

Bullitt · August 17, 2012, 3:14am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”

Little_Nemo · August 17, 2012, 3:21am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”
“Can you promise me that if the worst happens and we lose, that you at least won’t do a damned reality show on basic cable?”

Bullitt · August 17, 2012, 3:22am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”
“Can you promise me that if the worst happens and we lose, that you at least won’t do a damned reality show on basic cable?”
“Tell me now, can you or can’t you see Russia from your house?”

JohnT · August 17, 2012, 3:58am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”
“Can you promise me that if the worst happens and we lose, that you at least won’t do a damned reality show on basic cable?”
“Tell me now, can you or can’t you see Russia from your house?”
“Wanna go work out?”

Elendil_s_Heir · August 17, 2012, 4:57am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”
“Can you promise me that if the worst happens and we lose, that you at least won’t do a damned reality show on basic cable?”
“Tell me now, can you or can’t you see Russia from your house?”
“Wanna go work out?”
“So which is it gonna be: Ayn Rand or Jesus?”

ekedolphin · August 17, 2012, 5:29am

Questions Mitt Romney would never admit to asking Paul Ryan

“So, if I pick you, you’re gonna have in a mind a newspaper or magazine you read when Katie Couric asks you, right?”
“Boxers or briefs?”
“Don’t wear your Cheesehead hat when we’re on the battleship, OK?”
“No, seriously. My wife: Hot or Not?”
“You’re not planning on comparing yourself to JFK when you’re debating Biden, are you?”
“Will you please promise everyone that I have a big stick?”
“Catholicism isn’t very different from Mormonism, is it?”
“Do you think two rich white guys really have a chance in this thing?”
“Can you promise me that if the worst happens and we lose, that you at least won’t do a damned reality show on basic cable?”
“Tell me now, can you or can’t you see Russia from your house?”
“Wanna go work out?”
“So which is it gonna be: Ayn Rand or Jesus?”
“You only took this crap VP nomination hoping that I’ll die in office, right?”