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11882

but you’d have enough time to think your line and then, well, you know the rest

11883

Assuming reincarnation is real, as what would you like to return?

  1. a well loved house cat
  2. A smart, capable, very popular President of the United States
  3. A man, so I could see life from the other side of the gender fence
  4. A giant tree in a national forest
  5. An eagle, so I can soar high above
  6. A dolphin
  7. A honey badger
  8. A falcon
  9. Batman
  10. A lion
  11. The world’s first trillionaire.
  12. A bowl of petunias, several miles above the surface of a planet
  13. Cecil

Because… well, he’s Cecil. 'Nuff said.

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Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
11884

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
11885

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
11886

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
11887

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
11888

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
11889

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”

I don’t think I’d ever be able to recover from being left at the altar.

11890

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
11891

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
  9. The police are here and they want to talk to you.
11892

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
  9. The police are here and they want to talk to you.
  10. You had one job…
11893

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
  9. The police are here and they want to talk to you.
  10. You had one job…
  11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s that time of the month.
11894

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
  9. The police are here and they want to talk to you.
  10. You had one job…
  11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s that time of the month.
  12. “Who cut the cheese?”
11895

Words you don’t want to hear in a wedding ceremony

  1. Infectious
  2. Shotgun
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Contractions
  5. Settling
  6. “Hell yeah, I object!”
  7. “I’m sure she’ll be here any minute.”
  8. DOMA, Prop 8, etc
  9. The police are here and they want to talk to you.
  10. You had one job…
  11. (from the bride) This timing is terrible. It’s that time of the month.
  12. “Who cut the cheese?”
  13. whinny

I started this round; pass on starting the next.

11896

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
11897

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
  2. Casey Anthony
11898

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
  2. Casey Anthony
  3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
11899

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
  2. Casey Anthony
  3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
  4. anything involving a Kardashian
11900

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
  2. Casey Anthony
  3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
  4. anything involving a Kardashian
  5. TomKat
11901

News stories people got sick of before they played out…

  1. Martin/Zimmerman
  2. Casey Anthony
  3. Nadya Suleman aka Octomom
  4. anything involving a Kardashian
  5. TomKat
  6. The Royal Wedding

Any royal wedding