Bakers Dozen

  1. Blood
  2. Diarrhea
  3. Tears
  4. mucus
  5. Pus
  6. sweat
  7. Semen
  8. Aqueous humor
  9. Urine
  10. Sebum
  11. Bile
  12. Bartholin’s gland fluid (vaginal fluid)

[Well, somebody had to do it…]

Bodily fluids

  1. Blood
  2. Diarrhea
  3. Tears
  4. mucus
  5. Pus
  6. sweat
  7. Semen
  8. Aqueous humor
  9. Urine
  10. Sebum
  11. Bile
  12. Bartholin’s gland fluid (vaginal fluid)
  13. Bone marrow

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Unlikely headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!

(as much as I’d like to see that come to pass)

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
    fixed it

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”
  9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement"

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”
  9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement"
  10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout.

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”
  9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement"
  10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout.
  11. John & George Announce “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting!

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”
  9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement"
  10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout.
  11. John & George Announce : “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting!
  12. Polls Have Romney Ahead by 25 Points in San Francisco

Unlikely Headlines

  1. Mitt Romney goes on tequila bender
  2. City Rejoices: The New Phone Books are Here!
  3. Cleveland Browns Win Super Bowl!
  4. FINALLY - Cubs Win World Series!
  5. Habemus Papam - Pope Richard Dawkins the First!
  6. Paula Deen embraces Veganism: loses 150 pounds, models for Vogue.
  7. O.J. Simpson Exonerated! Real Murderer Caught!
  8. Michelle Obama: “Screw this ‘healthy eating’; gimme a Krispy Kreme!”
  9. Nicole Richie, Amanda Bynes solve “Theory of Everything” “It was the best weed we’ve ever smoked”, say surprised Nobel winners in a joint press statement"
  10. Queen Elizabeth II Accepts $20,000,000 to Do Playboy Layout.
  11. John & George Announce : “We Faked Our Deaths”; Beatles Re-Uniting!
  12. Polls Have Romney Ahead by 25 Points in San Francisco
  13. Activity Participated in by Some

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus
  2. Sally Forth

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus
  2. Sally Forth
  3. Mutts

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus
  2. Sally Forth
  3. Mutts
  4. Rex Morgan, MD

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus
  2. Sally Forth
  3. Mutts
  4. Rex Morgan, MD
  5. Ziggy

Awful comic strips

  1. Family Circus
  2. Sally Forth
  3. Mutts
  4. Rex Morgan, MD
  5. Ziggy
  6. Brenda Starr, Reporter

and FTR, astorian, Mutts is great. It’s a throw back to Krazy Kat.