Bakers Dozen

notfrommensa · November 2, 2012, 2:02am

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”

astorian · November 2, 2012, 3:44am

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”

Bullitt · November 2, 2012, 4:28am

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”

astorian · November 2, 2012, 10:59am

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”

astorian · November 2, 2012, 2:27pm

[ecently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”
“Will you turn down the Rage Against the Machine, for Pete’s sake? I’m trying to rehearse my speech!!”

Bullitt · November 2, 2012, 4:10pm

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”
“Will you turn down the Rage Against the Machine, for Pete’s sake? I’m trying to rehearse my speech!!”
“We can use another superstorm like Sandy, to distract Obama again.”

astorian · November 2, 2012, 5:11pm

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”
“Will you turn down the Rage Against the Machine, for Pete’s sake? I’m trying to rehearse my speech!!”
“We can use another superstorm like Sandy, to distract Obama again.”
“Me? No… I’ve never seen his secret underwear. Have you?”

Annie-Xmas · November 2, 2012, 6:08pm

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”
“Will you turn down the Rage Against the Machine, for Pete’s sake? I’m trying to rehearse my speech!!”
“We can use another superstorm like Sandy, to distract Obama again.”
“Me? No… I’ve never seen his secret underwear. Have you?”
“What’s next? That traitor Christie giving Obama a blow job?”

astorian · November 2, 2012, 8:28pm

Recently overheard in the Romney campaign HQ

“Ain’t no effing way we’re gonna win this thing.”
“Let’s see, it’s Thursday. Are we pro or anti abortion today?”
“He said what?”
“I thought we were going to get killed til that first debate- was Obama smoking weed, or what???”
“How can we blame SuperStorm Sandy on Obama?”
“For the last time, Ryan, I DON"T WANT TO READ THE GODDAMN FOUNTAINHEAD!!!”
“Why did he have to pick Ryan? I mean, Quayle? Cheney? Palin? RYAN???”
“Tell the truth, Mitt- how much do you pay Biden to keep saying such stupid shit on camera?”
“Will you turn down the Rage Against the Machine, for Pete’s sake? I’m trying to rehearse my speech!!”
“We can use another superstorm like Sandy, to distract Obama again.”
“Me? No… I’ve never seen his secret underwear. Have you?”
“What’s next? That traitor Christie giving Obama a blow job?”
“Hello, Barry? Hi, it’s Mitt. Say, you wouldn’t mind if Ann and her crew came over to the White House to start redecorating NOW, would you?”
New Topic: People Who’ve Won Oscars for Roles in Which They Appeared Nude
Marlee Maitlin, Children of a Lesser God

Little_Nemo · November 2, 2012, 9:22pm

New Topic: People Who’ve Won Oscars for Roles in Which They Appeared Nude

astorian · November 2, 2012, 10:42pm

New Topic: People Who’ve Won Oscars for Roles in Which They Appeared Nude

Little_Nemo · November 2, 2012, 11:30pm

New Topic: People Who’ve Won Oscars for Roles in Which They Appeared Nude

Bullitt · November 3, 2012, 12:28am