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  10. Yahoo
  11. MapQuest

Websites everybody knows

  1. eBay
  2. Google
  3. Amazon
  4. CraigsList
  5. Facebook
  6. Wikipedia
  7. IMDB
  8. YouTube
  9. PayPal
  10. Yahoo
  11. MapQuest
  12. The Onion

Websites everybody knows

  1. eBay

  2. Google

  3. Amazon

  4. CraigsList

  5. Facebook

  6. Wikipedia

  7. IMDB

  8. YouTube

  9. PayPal

  10. Yahoo

  11. MapQuest

  12. The Onion

  13. Snopes
    Quotes from Airplane!

  14. … and don’t call me Shirley.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.

Kramer finds out the shit’s gonna hit the fan!Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.
  9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.
  9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
  10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.
  9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
  10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
  11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.
  9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
  10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
  11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
  12. Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.

Quotes from Airplane!

  1. … and don’t call me Shirley.
  2. Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
  3. It’s a big building full of sick people. But that’s not important now.
  4. When Kramer finds out… the shit’s gonna hit the fan.
  5. Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
  6. We’re also out of coffee.
  7. I think you’re the greatest, but my Dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense.
  8. I take it black, like my men.
  9. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
  10. Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.
  11. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
  12. Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.
  13. Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your White Zone shit again.

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Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur

Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur
  2. Johnny

Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur
  2. Johnny
  3. Ted Stryker

Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur
  2. Johnny
  3. Ted Stryker
  4. Steve McCroskey

Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur
  2. Johnny
  3. Ted Stryker
  4. Steve McCroskey
  5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (“No, I’m Roger Murdoch, the co-pilot!”)

Characters from “Airplane!”

  1. Capt. Clarence Oveur
  2. Johnny
  3. Ted Stryker
  4. Steve McCroskey
  5. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (“No, I’m Roger Murdoch, the co-pilot!”)
  6. Randy