Bakers Dozen

Thread Games
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
  9. What the owner says: “Spot, bad dog, Spot! No, Spot! What were you thinking of, Spot?”
    **What the dog hears: **“SPOT blah blah SPOT blah SPOT blah blah blah blah blah SPOT”
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
  9. What the owner says: “Spot, bad dog, Spot! No, Spot! What were you thinking of, Spot?”
    **What the dog hears: **“SPOT blah blah SPOT blah SPOT blah blah blah blah blah SPOT”
  10. Cow tools

I actually thought that one was funny.

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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
  9. What the owner says: “Spot, bad dog, Spot! No, Spot! What were you thinking of, Spot?”
    **What the dog hears: **“SPOT blah blah SPOT blah SPOT blah blah blah blah blah SPOT”
  10. Cow tools
  11. (wide-eyed, shocked cows watching a cowboy sitting by a fire, who’s heating a LARGE branding iron; instead of a small icon it says)
    “THIS HERE COW BELONGS TO BILLY JOE JIM BOB” (or something like that)
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
  9. What the owner says: “Spot, bad dog, Spot! No, Spot! What were you thinking of, Spot?”
    **What the dog hears: **“SPOT blah blah SPOT blah SPOT blah blah blah blah blah SPOT”
  10. Cow tools
  11. (wide-eyed, shocked cows watching a cowboy sitting by a fire, who’s heating a LARGE branding iron; instead of a small icon it says)
    “THIS HERE COW BELONGS TO BILLY JOE JIM BOB” (or something like that)
  12. “Oh, goodness Gladys, I couldn’t! I just ate my young an hour ago.” (Cat-bespectacled preying mantis being offered goodies by her similarly adorned host.)
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Far Side captions (From memory; paraphrases allowed.)

  1. Egads Simmons! We’ve found it! The secret elephant playground!
  2. Cows standing on 2 legs by side of road, then one yells, “Car!” They then get down on all fours.
  3. The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. [Cartoon shows three dinosaurs smoking cigarettes.]
  4. Boneless Chicken Farm
  5. (Einstein in the background, chalkboard has E=mc¹ crossed out, E=mc³ crossed out; lady dusting his desk) “Everything is squared away, yessir, squaaaaaared away!”
  6. “Oh pleez oh pleez oh PLEEZ…” (cartoon shows cat inspecting dryer with sign reading “CAT FUD,” while dog watches from hiding)
  7. “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” “HEY!” (Scientist builds machine to translate what dogs are saying.)
  8. The Holsteins visit the Grand Canyon.
  9. What the owner says: “Spot, bad dog, Spot! No, Spot! What were you thinking of, Spot?”
    **What the dog hears: **“SPOT blah blah SPOT blah SPOT blah blah blah blah blah SPOT”
  10. Cow tools
  11. (wide-eyed, shocked cows watching a cowboy sitting by a fire, who’s heating a LARGE branding iron; instead of a small icon it says)
    “THIS HERE COW BELONGS TO BILLY JOE JIM BOB” (or something like that)
  12. “Oh, goodness Gladys, I couldn’t! I just ate my young an hour ago.” (Cat-bespectacled preying mantis being offered goodies by her similarly adorned host.)
  13. “I’m sorry, Mr. Farnsworth: You’ve got cows.”

I’ll pass the next one.

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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
  3. Carol of the Bells
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
  3. Carol of the Bells
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
  3. Carol of the Bells
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
  5. Elf’s Lament- Barenaked Ladies
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Favorite Christmas Songs

  1. Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
  3. Carol of the Bells
  4. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
  5. Elf’s Lament- Barenaked Ladies
  6. Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day
    (A little obscure, true.)
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Are you familiar with this version?