Bakers Dozen

[Iggy]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass

[Bullitt]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys

[anyrose]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys
9. wear orange

[astorian]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys
9. wear orange
   10 March down Fifth Avenue waving the Union Jack

[Iggy]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys
9. wear orange
10. March down Fifth Avenue waving the Union Jack
11. Top McDonald’s shamrock shake with Guinness for a St Pat’s half-and-half. So wrong.

[Little_Nemo]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys
9. wear orange
10. March down Fifth Avenue waving the Union Jack
11. Top McDonald’s shamrock shake with Guinness for a St Pat’s half-and-half. So wrong.
12. Eating the last slice of leftover corned beef from last year’s St Patrick’s Day

[John_DiFool]

Bad ways to celebrate St Patrick’s Day

1. Lucky Charms for all
2. A cold shower with Irish Spring soap
3. Sharing Irish Whiskey with Mel Gibson
4. Chugging potatoes
5. Drunken bagpipe lessons
6. Green beer bongs
7. Green dye in the holy water at mass
8. Riverdancing with the altar boys
9. wear orange
10. March down Fifth Avenue waving the Union Jack
11. Top McDonald’s shamrock shake with Guinness for a St Pat’s half-and-half. So wrong.
12. Eating the last slice of leftover corned beef from last year’s St Patrick’s Day
13. Taking your friend the leprechaun out on the town for a night of unabashed debauchery

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!

[Iggy]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!

[Bullitt]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts

[Little_Nemo]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts

[anyrose]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home

[Sparky812]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two.

[astorian]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son

[Dendarii_Dame]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son
9. Flowers, especially tulips.

[anyrose]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son
9. Flowers, especially tulips.
10. the yummy smell of grill-outs in the neighbors’ yards

[JohnT]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son
9. Flowers, especially tulips.
10. the yummy smell of grill-outs in the neighbors’ yards
11. The grackles leave their wintering spots (the local grocery stores and Walmarts) to go bother somebody else

(Actually, we love the grackles, but damn are they loud!)

[Ponch8]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son
9. Flowers, especially tulips.
10. the yummy smell of grill-outs in the neighbors’ yards
11. The grackles leave their wintering spots (the local grocery stores and Walmarts) to go bother somebody else
12. All the fucking snow is gone

[JohnT]

Things you like best about spring

1. New birds almost every single day!
2. The end of high season for cruise ships. I can actually walk downtown!
3. Baseball starts
4. Women start wearing shorts and mini-skirts
5. leaving the jacket at home
6. The sun seems so much warmer
7. Walking in spring snowstorms, knowing the snow will melt in a day or two
8. Hunting for tadpoles, crawdads and lizards with my son
9. Flowers, especially tulips.
10. the yummy smell of grill-outs in the neighbors’ yards
11. The grackles leave their wintering spots (the local grocery stores and Walmarts) to go bother somebody else
12. All the fucking snow is gone
13. That it lasts about 8 months (October-May) here in San Antonio

:d&r:

New Topic:

Favorite (or random) Baker’s Dozen topics (with links to last list, if you care)

1. Straights who have played “teh gay”

[Bullitt]

Favorite (or random) Baker’s Dozen topics (with links to last list, if you care)

1. Straights who have played “teh gay”
2. Extreme sports you always secretly wanted to try, but are too scared to actually go and attempt