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Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
15123

Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
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Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
  9. That enormous porn collection “everybody says” the Vatican has? It doesn’t exist (dang!).
15125

Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
  9. That enormous porn collection “everybody says” the Vatican has? It doesn’t exist (dang!).
  10. Resistance to suggestion regarding repainting the Sistine Chapel “in a more modern style, maybe some pastels? Also, we should open up the roof in here - it’s rather dark, isn’t it?”
15126

Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
  9. That enormous porn collection “everybody says” the Vatican has? It doesn’t exist (dang!).
  10. Resistance to suggestion regarding repainting the Sistine Chapel “in a more modern style, maybe some pastels? Also, we should open up the roof in here - it’s rather dark, isn’t it?”
  11. Benedict left Tom Lehrer’s The Vatican Rag playing on the stereo
15127

Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
  9. That enormous porn collection “everybody says” the Vatican has? It doesn’t exist (dang!).
  10. Resistance to suggestion regarding repainting the Sistine Chapel “in a more modern style, maybe some pastels? Also, we should open up the roof in here - it’s rather dark, isn’t it?”
  11. Benedict left Tom Lehrer’s The Vatican Rag playing on the stereo
  12. Rome is quite chilly in the mornings
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Pope Francis’s biggest surprises since taking the job

  1. Vatican City basic cable doesn’t include any porn
  2. Papal garb is made in China
  3. Ratzinger left a sixpack of beer in the fridge. It was a nice gesture.
  4. The PopeMobile is very nice!
  5. The food sucks
  6. Holy Water is ordered in bulk online at amazon.com
  7. The incense cabinet is stocked with Jamaican ganja
  8. What?! The Pope can’t get a puppy?
  9. That enormous porn collection “everybody says” the Vatican has? It doesn’t exist (dang!).
  10. Resistance to suggestion regarding repainting the Sistine Chapel “in a more modern style, maybe some pastels? Also, we should open up the roof in here - it’s rather dark, isn’t it?”
  11. Benedict left Tom Lehrer’s The Vatican Rag playing on the stereo
  12. Rome is quite chilly in the mornings
  13. Wearing white all the time is actually kind of boring.

Pass on starting the next round.

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Next up –

Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
15131

Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. Mary I
15132

Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. Mary I
  4. William Rufus

Technically William II but I like thinking England had a redneck king.

“Billy Rufus! Ya’ll come in off the porch. Yo pappy done died and ya’ll gonna be King.”

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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V

Line edited out from Shakespeare play: “We’re going to fuck the Frenchie’s shit up, Falstaff!”

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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
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I purposely only went from 2000-2012. I mean, 2013 is only three months old!

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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. “Bloody” Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
  7. Richard (Coeur-de-Lion) I
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Yes, but when Astorian posted his #13 (2012), he dropped 2011 from the list, thereby giving his list 12 entries instead of 13. Then echo7tango posted what he thought was #13 using Astorian’s list, still with the missing 2011 entry.

I just wanted to post the complete 14-entry list because… well, because I’m a completist. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. “Bloody” Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
  7. Richard (Coeur-de-Lion) I
  8. Henry II
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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. “Bloody” Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
  7. Richard (Coeur-de-Lion) I
  8. Henry II
  9. Ethelred the Unready
15140

Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. “Bloody” Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
  7. Richard (Coeur-de-Lion) I
  8. Henry II
  9. Ethelred the Unready
  10. Edgar the Peaceful
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Kings & Queens of England prior to the 1603 Union of the Crowns

  1. Henry VIII
  2. Edward III
  3. “Bloody” Mary I
  4. William Rufus
  5. Henry V
  6. Edward I
  7. Richard (Coeur-de-Lion) I
  8. Henry II
  9. Ethelred the Unready
  10. Edgar the Peaceful
  11. Stephen (with occasional interruptions by the Empress Maud)