Bakers Dozen

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux
  9. Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux
  9. Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  10. Terry Alan Crews, as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in ***Idiocracy ***

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux
  9. Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  10. Terry Alan Crews, as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in Idiocracy
  11. Kevin Kline as President Bill Mitchell, and his lookalike Dave Kovic in Dave

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux
  9. Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  10. Terry Alan Crews, as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in Idiocracy
  11. Kevin Kline as President Bill Mitchell, and his lookalike Dave Kovic in Dave
  12. Dennis Haysbert as President David Palmer in 24

Actors who have played the President of the United States, with character name and film/TV show/play

  1. James Earl Jones as Douglass Dilman, The Man
  2. Geena Davis as Mackenzie Allen, Commander in Chief
  3. Michael Douglas as Andrew Shepherd, The American President
  4. Morgan Freeman as Tom Beck, Deep Impact
  5. Aaron Eckhart as Benjamin Asher, Olympus Has Fallen
  6. George C. Scott as Samuel Arthur Tresch, Mr. President
  7. Morgan Freeman as Allan Trumbull, Olympus Has Fallen
  8. Lloyd Bridges as President Tug Benson, Hots Shots! Part Deux
  9. Ronald Lacey as President Widmark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  10. Terry Alan Crews, as President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in Idiocracy
  11. Kevin Kline as President Bill Mitchell, and his lookalike Dave Kovic in Dave
  12. Dennis Haysbert as President David Palmer in 24
  13. Peter Sellers, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove

(yeah 2 days late sue me)

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.

“Superiors” were my parents, btw. My Dad got the joke, stepmom not so much.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.

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Hilarious practical jokes (on April 1st or no) that you have been a part of.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.
  7. This year my daughter surprised her mom with fake vomit in the garage.

It was better than her other ideas: “Let’s do a fake lottery ticket!”, “Dad, go wake mom up and act like you can’t find me!”, and “Let’s put the fake vomit on the bathroom floor!” Sophia hasn’t learned yet that practical jokes are never funny to the recipient…

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.
  7. This year my daughter surprised her mom with fake vomit in the garage.
  8. One of my roomates in university was a huge death metal fan and we used to tease him about songs containing backwards messages, etc… So when he was out we took almost all his cassettes, opened them up, reversed the spools, and put them back together. We thought it would be hilarious because his music would be backwards, but it was even funnier that he insisted his tape deck was not working properly by trying tape after tape… even after we had explained the prank.

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.
  7. This year my daughter surprised her mom with fake vomit in the garage.
  8. One of my roomates in university was a huge death metal fan and we used to tease him about songs containing backwards messages, etc… So when he was out we took almost all his cassettes, opened them up, reversed the spools, and put them back together. We thought it would be hilarious because his music would be backwards, but it was even funnier that he insisted his tape deck was not working properly by trying tape after tape… even after we had explained the prank.
  9. While playing poker in college, we stacked the deck while one player was in the bathroom so he would get dealt a royal flush. It was a lot of fun watching him try desperately to keep a poker face when he realized he had such a fantastic hand. (This wasn’t April Fools’ Day, but somehow at this point I doubt anyone cares. :P)

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.
  7. This year my daughter surprised her mom with fake vomit in the garage.
  8. One of my roomates in university was a huge death metal fan and we used to tease him about songs containing backwards messages, etc… So when he was out we took almost all his cassettes, opened them up, reversed the spools, and put them back together. We thought it would be hilarious because his music would be backwards, but it was even funnier that he insisted his tape deck was not working properly by trying tape after tape… even after we had explained the prank.
  9. While playing poker in college, we stacked the deck while one player was in the bathroom so he would get dealt a royal flush. It was a lot of fun watching him try desperately to keep a poker face when he realized he had such a fantastic hand. (This wasn’t April Fools’ Day, but somehow at this point I doubt anyone cares. :P)
  10. I did the same thing as astorian

Hilarious April Fool’s jokes that you have been a part of:

  1. An Eviltron placed in my nephew’s bedroom last year. Drove him almost out of his mind over the course of a couple of days.
  2. Sent out corporate memo notifying superiors that 40% of all time-off requests occurred on either Friday or Monday.
  3. I wrote an article in my college newspaper with the headline “Westhead to Replace Westhead” about one of the walkons on our basketball team dropping out of school to take over as head coach at Loyola Marymount, where his father was. I got to meet his dad at graduation, he got a kick out of it.
  4. Since it’s opened up: My friend was having intermittent transmission problems with one of his cars. From work he called his wife and told her that he had found a suitable replacement transmission at a great price, but he needed the “code” from the transmission. The “code” was printed on a plate on the transmission itself. But you needed to crawl under the car to read the code. Well, on the morning of April 1’st my friend had his wife on her back, on a wet gravel driveway, crawling under a car, and looking for the nameplate that held the secret information. This went on for quite a while: “I don’t see anything.” “You need to crawl further. It’s on the other side of the casing.” Holy shit I can’t believe they’re still married. And actually they are a wonderfully happy couple, despite my friend’s conundrums.
  5. Surprise FDA Inspection at work
  6. I once posted a phony April Fool’s Day prank that I never really took part in, just to pad the count and get a moribund SDMB game up to 13 faster.
  7. This year my daughter surprised her mom with fake vomit in the garage.
  8. One of my roomates in university was a huge death metal fan and we used to tease him about songs containing backwards messages, etc… So when he was out we took almost all his cassettes, opened them up, reversed the spools, and put them back together. We thought it would be hilarious because his music would be backwards, but it was even funnier that he insisted his tape deck was not working properly by trying tape after tape… even after we had explained the prank.
  9. While playing poker in college, we stacked the deck while one player was in the bathroom so he would get dealt a royal flush. It was a lot of fun watching him try desperately to keep a poker face when he realized he had such a fantastic hand. (This wasn’t April Fools’ Day, but somehow at this point I doubt anyone cares. :P)
  10. I did the same thing as astorian
  11. Over an article summarizing a discussion of the difficulties of church missions in politically volatile countries at a Methodist church I ran the 36 pt headline “Methodist Women Discuss Missionary Position”. It was also my last day at the paper.