Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
- No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
- You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
- Inconceivable!
- Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
- He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
- I’m not left-handed either.
- We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- As you wish.
anyrose
15863
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
- No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
- You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
- Inconceivable!
- Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
- He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
- I’m not left-handed either.
- We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- As you wish.
- Your strength, my brains, and his steel. Against sixty men? And you think a little head jiggle’s going to make me happy? Hmmmm???
My all-time favorite quote ever from the movie.
Bullitt
15864
Very bizarre. When I posted, I checked to see if I was Ninja’d. I wasn’t!
Here it is, anyrose.
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
- No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
- You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
- Inconceivable!
- Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
- He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
- I’m not left-handed either.
- We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- As you wish.
- Your strength, my brains, and his steel. Against sixty men? And you think a little head jiggle’s going to make me happy? Hmmmm???
- You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
anyrose
15865
e7t - don’t forget my entry, please. Kthxbai. 
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
- No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
- You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
- Inconceivable!
- Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
- He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
- I’m not left-handed either.
- We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- As you wish.
- Your strength, my brains, and his steel. Against sixty men? And you think a little head jiggle’s going to make me happy? Hmmmm???
- You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
- Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
Favorite Princess Bride Quotes
- No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
- You’ve heard of Plato? Socrates? Aristotle? Morons!
- Inconceivable!
- Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father, prepare to die!
- He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
- I’m not left-handed either.
- We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- As you wish.
- Your strength, my brains, and his steel. Against sixty men? And you think a little head jiggle’s going to make me happy? Hmmmm???
- You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
- Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
- Murdered by pirates is good.
Next up: TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
Ponch8
15868
Next up: TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
Next up: TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
anyrose
15870
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
Leaffan
15871
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
JohnT
15874
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
The final episode is approaching its 10-year anniversary (5-20-2003), so I don’t consider this in “spoiler” territory any more.
Leaffan
15875
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
- Family Affair
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
- Family Affair
- My Three Sons
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
- Family Affair
- My Three Sons
- Eight Is Enough
Due to the real life death of Diana Hyland
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
- Family Affair
- My Three Sons
- Eight Is Enough
- iCarly
(Dad is off serving in the military also) - I blame my kids for me even knowing this
TV families where the mother is dead or otherwise absent
- Bonanza
- Valerie’s Family/The Hogan Family (after season 1)
- Bachelor Father
- Diff’rent Strokes
- The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
- Blossom
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (after season 5)
- Family Affair
- My Three Sons
- Eight Is Enough
- iCarly
- Full House
13 Ways To Wipe Out Humanity (Hey, Happy Earth Day!)
- Biotechnologically Designed Plague
13 Ways To Wipe Out Humanity (Hey, Happy Earth Day!)
- Biotechnologically Designed Plague
- A really big meteor
13 Ways To Wipe Out Humanity (Hey, Happy Earth Day!)
- Biotechnologically Designed Plague
- A really big meteor
- I’ll go for the boring answer- nuclear war