Bakers Dozen

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel
  9. A new Star Trek movie with the original cast

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel
  9. A new Star Trek movie with the original cast
  10. Breakfast cereals with the word “Sugar” in the name

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel
  9. A new Star Trek movie with the original cast
  10. Breakfast cereals with the word “Sugar” in the name
  11. Cigarettes advertised on American television

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel
  9. A new Star Trek movie with the original cast
  10. Breakfast cereals with the word “Sugar” in the name
  11. Cigarettes advertised on American television
  12. Alcoholic beverages actually being ingested in American TV Ads

“I have seen things you will never see”-things you saw when younger that your children won’t ever see again:

  1. A single recording artist having massive cross-genre/cultural appeal (e.g. Beatles)
  2. Young kids happily riding in the beds of pickup trucks
  3. Lawn Darts
  4. Cracker Jack prizes that were actually fun
  5. Trix with only the original three flavors (Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Orange Orange)
  6. Carbon paper
  7. The Bicentennial (with Minute Man fire hydrants and toy muskets/tricorns for sale in KMart)
  8. Metal monkey bars and slides on play areas of sand and gravel
  9. A new Star Trek movie with the original cast
  10. Breakfast cereals with the word “Sugar” in the name
  11. Cigarettes advertised on American television
  12. Alcoholic beverages actually being ingested in American TV Ads
  13. Floppy disks

Can’t come up with anything, so pass.

Occupation little girls want to be/work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President

Fictional Works about Con Artists (or Former Con Artists)

  1. Nacky Patcher and the Curse of the Dry-Land Boats, by Jeffrey Kluger

OMG - Triple Simulpost! Let’s do them all!

I’ve cancelled mine – we can do it later.

Fictional Works about Con Artists (or Former Con Artists)

  1. Nacky Patcher and the Curse of the Dry-Land Boats, by Jeffrey Kluger
  2. The Talented Mr. Ripley, by Patricia Highsmith

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician

(well…this little girl did, or so my parents tell me! :))

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher
  5. Cowgirl

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher
  5. Cowgirl
  6. Princess

I know, it’s not a real job. But try explaining that to a six year old.

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher
  5. Cowgirl
  6. Princess
  7. Nurse

Or course they can be doctors nowadays, thank God - but 'twasn’t always so.

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher
  5. Cowgirl
  6. Princess
  7. Actress

Occupation little girls want to work in when they grow up:

  1. Ballerina
  2. President
  3. Mortician
  4. Teacher
  5. Cowgirl
  6. Princess
  7. Actress
  8. Artist