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Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
16363

Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
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Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
  9. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
16365

Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
  9. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors
  10. Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr.
16366

Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
  9. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors
  10. Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr.
  11. Revenge is a dish best served nude.
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Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
  9. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors
  10. Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr.
  11. Revenge is a dish best served nude.
  12. (Re: experimenting on humans) It’s one of the few forms of interaction with people that I don’t find repellent.
16368

Sheldon Cooperisms

  1. I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.
  2. I’ve never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing.
  3. (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny?
  4. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
  5. Bazinga!
  6. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
  7. You have to do something about Penny. She’s interfering with my sleep, she’s interfering with my work, and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I’m sure she’d interfere with that too.
  8. That’s my seat!
  9. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors
  10. Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr, purr.
  11. Revenge is a dish best served nude.
  12. (Re: experimenting on humans) It’s one of the few forms of interaction with people that I don’t find repellent.
  13. It wouldn’t help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.

Corrected #3, too.

Next category:

Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
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(fixing…)

Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
16375

Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith

As I was recently reminded.

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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson

/ Didn’t we do this one not long ago?

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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson
  9. Sean Connery
16378

Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Bobby Thomson
16379

Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Bobby Thomson
  11. James Clerk Maxwell
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Bobby Thomson
  11. James Clerk Maxwell
  12. James Watt
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Noteworthy people from Scotland

  1. William Wallace
  2. Robert the Bruce
  3. Gordon Brown
  4. Dario Franchitti
  5. Amy Pond
  6. Alexander Graham Bell
  7. Adam Smith
  8. Shirley Manson
  9. Sean Connery
  10. Bobby Thomson
  11. James Clerk Maxwell
  12. James Watt
  13. Paul Thomson, drummer for Franz Ferdinand, born the same day I was

I’ll pass.