Bakers Dozen

[anyrose]

Doctor Who Villains/Monsters

1. The Master
2. Daleks
3. Zodin
4. The Carrionite Witches
5. Cybermen
6. Slitheen
7. Ice Warriors
8. Weng-Chiang
9. Sutekh

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Doctor Who Villains/Monsters

1. The Master
2. Daleks
3. Zodin
4. The Carrionite Witches
5. Cybermen
6. Slitheen
7. Ice Warriors
8. Weng-Chiang
9. Sutekh
10. Weeping Angels

[Infovore]

Doctor Who Villains/Monsters

1. The Master
2. Daleks
3. Zodin
4. The Carrionite Witches
5. Cybermen
6. Slitheen
7. Ice Warriors
8. Weng-Chiang
9. Sutekh
10. Weeping Angels
11. The Family of Blood

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Doctor Who Villains/Monsters

1. The Master
2. Daleks
3. Zodin
4. The Carrionite Witches
5. Cybermen
6. Slitheen
7. Ice Warriors
8. Weng-Chiang
9. Sutekh
10. Weeping Angels
11. The Family of Blood
12. Davros

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Doctor Who Villains/Monsters

1. The Master
2. Daleks
3. Zodin
4. The Carrionite Witches
5. Cybermen
6. Slitheen
7. Ice Warriors
8. Weng-Chiang
9. Sutekh
10. Weeping Angels
11. The Family of Blood
12. Davros
13. The Fendahl

Next category:

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”

[astorian]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”

[Sparky812]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…your blocking the hockey game!”

[Eutychus]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…your blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…your blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”

[Little_Nemo]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…your blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”
9. “Now turn your head right and smile for the camera.”

[Little_Nemo]

@Elendil_s_Heir

“Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”

Even worse if the apostrophe was intentionally left out.

[Little_Nemo]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”
9. “Now turn your head right and smile for the camera.”
10. “The funny thing is I was actually flirting with the person standing next to you.”

[anyrose]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”
9. “Now turn your head right and smile for the camera.”
10. “The funny thing is I was actually flirting with the person standing next to you.”
11. “Lemme just reach my tablet. I have to balance my checkbook.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”
9. “Now turn your head right and smile for the camera.”
10. “The funny thing is I was actually flirting with the person standing next to you.”
11. “Lemme just reach my tablet. I have to balance my checkbook.”
12. “It’s another $20 for the next five minutes.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Little_Nemo

Even worse if the apostrophe was intentionally left out.

But of course. I was going for the plural, not the possessive.

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you really shouldn’t say during sex

1. “You wiggle just like my mom.”
2. “I really like your sister.”
3. “My boyfriend and I just got back from Haiti.”
4. “Head-down ass-up, baby…you’re blocking the hockey game!”
5. “Is it in?”
6. “You know we’re missing Wheel of Fortune, don’t you?”
7. “I got a deal on the condoms because they were past their expiration date.”
8. “Uh-oh… I think that’s my husbands.”
9. “Now turn your head right and smile for the camera.”
10. “The funny thing is I was actually flirting with the person standing next to you.”
11. “Lemme just reach my tablet. I have to balance my checkbook.”
12. “It’s another $20 for the next five minutes.”
13. “Did you use to be a member of the opposite sex?”

Next up: These songs really knock

1. Knocking on Heaven’s Door

[astorian]

Next up: These songs really knock

1. Knocking on Heaven’s Door
2. “Knocking at Your Back Door” by Deep Purple Deep Purple - Knocking At Your Back Door - YouTube