Bakers Dozen

“Facts” that aren’t true.

  1. The song “Kashmir” is about Doctor Who
  2. Elvis Presley had a Ph. D in Medieval Literature
  3. Shrodinger’s Cat was actually a dog
  4. “Puff the Magic Dragon” is about marijuana
  5. Frank Zappa is the son of the guy who played Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo.
  6. Mr. Ed was actually played by a zebra.
  7. Mr. Rogers was a deadly sniper in the Army
  8. Baby rattlesnakes are more deadly than adults
  9. Hot Dogs are made from the lips and assholes of pigs.
  10. The diameter of NASA rockets is about the width of two horses’ butts
  11. Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced by a carefully photographed lookalike on the covers of subsequent Beatles albums.

“Facts” that aren’t true.

  1. The song “Kashmir” is about Doctor Who
  2. Elvis Presley had a Ph. D in Medieval Literature
  3. Shrodinger’s Cat was actually a dog
  4. “Puff the Magic Dragon” is about marijuana
  5. Frank Zappa is the son of the guy who played Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo.
  6. Mr. Ed was actually played by a zebra.
  7. Mr. Rogers was a deadly sniper in the Army
  8. Baby rattlesnakes are more deadly than adults
  9. Hot Dogs are made from the lips and assholes of pigs.
  10. The diameter of NASA rockets is about the width of two horses’ butts
  11. Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced by a carefully photographed lookalike on the covers of subsequent Beatles albums.
  12. Even a tiny amount of chocolate is deadly to a dog.

“Facts” that aren’t true.

  1. The song “Kashmir” is about Doctor Who

  2. Elvis Presley had a Ph. D in Medieval Literature

  3. Shrodinger’s Cat was actually a dog

  4. “Puff the Magic Dragon” is about marijuana

  5. Frank Zappa is the son of the guy who played Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo.

  6. Mr. Ed was actually played by a zebra.

  7. Mr. Rogers was a deadly sniper in the Army

  8. Baby rattlesnakes are more deadly than adults

  9. Hot Dogs are made from the lips and assholes of pigs.

  10. The diameter of NASA rockets is about the width of two horses’ butts

  11. Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced by a carefully photographed lookalike on the covers of subsequent Beatles albums.

  12. Even a tiny amount of chocolate is deadly to a dog.

  13. The bra was invented by Otto Titzling, but he died in poverty after rival Louis de Brassiere stole the patent
    New Topic: Knights of the Round Table

  14. Sir Percival

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain

{feel free to ignore this one)

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)
  8. Tristan (Tristram)

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)
  8. Tristan (Tristram)
  9. Bedivere

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)
  8. Tristan (Tristram)
  9. Bedivere
  10. Brave Sir Robin

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)
  8. Tristan (Tristram)
  9. Bedivere
  10. Brave Sir Robin
  11. Gareth

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival
  2. Lancelot
  3. Sir Bors
  4. Sir Galahad
  5. Sir Kay
  6. Gawain
  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)
  8. Tristan (Tristram)
  9. Bedivere
  10. Brave Sir Robin
  11. Gareth
  12. Sir Lucan

Knights of the Round Table

  1. Sir Percival

  2. Lancelot

  3. Sir Bors

  4. Sir Galahad

  5. Sir Kay

  6. Gawain

  7. Sir Not Appearing In This Picture (Sorry)

  8. Tristan (Tristram)

  9. Bedivere

  10. Brave Sir Robin

  11. Gareth

  12. Sir Lucan

  13. Sir Yvain
    13 Martians

  14. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)

13 Martians

  1. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)
  2. Marvin

13 Martians

  1. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)
  2. Marvin
  3. Uncle Martin (My Favorite Martian)

13 Martians

  1. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)
  2. Marvin
  3. Uncle Martin (My Favorite Martian)
  4. J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter

13 Martians

  1. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)
  2. Marvin
  3. Uncle Martin (My Favorite Martian)
  4. J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter
  5. Augray (Out of the Silent Planet by C. S. Lewis)

13 Martians

  1. Dejah Thoris (A Princess of Mars)
  2. Marvin
  3. Uncle Martin (My Favorite Martian)
  4. J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter
  5. Augray (Out of the Silent Planet by C. S. Lewis)
  6. Valentine Michael Smith (Stranger in a Strange Land)