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16922

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
16923

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
16924

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
16925

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
16926

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.
16927

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.
  9. The newest territory in Canada was created because Yukon wanted Nunavut.
16928

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.
  9. The newest territory in Canada was created because Yukon wanted Nunavut.
  10. When I’m in New Zealand, I like to have a bacon, lettuce and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu sandwich.
16929

85 letters! and the “short” form has 57 letters! LlanfairPG, even in its full spelling, only has 51! Mind. Blown.

16930

Then my work here is done.

16931

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.
  9. The newest territory in Canada was created because Yukon wanted Nunavut.
  10. When I’m in New Zealand, I like to have a bacon, lettuce and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu sandwich.
  11. Why is Ireland so rich? It’s capital is always Dublin.
16932

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.
  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.
  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.
  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”
  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.
  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.
  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.
  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.
  9. The newest territory in Canada was created because Yukon wanted Nunavut.
  10. When I’m in New Zealand, I like to have a bacon, lettuce and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu sandwich.
  11. Why is Ireland so rich? It’s capital is always Dublin.
  12. Are you traveling to a country in Southeast Asia? Yes, Siam.
16933

Geographic Puns

  1. Someone stole one of the Granny Smiths, so now we have Anapolis.

  2. We rounded up the monsters: Rodan was electrocuted, Godzilla was beheaded, then we tied a noose around his neck and Hong Kong.

  3. If Mississippi wears her New Jersey to the dance, what will Delaware? Idaho, Alaska.

  4. I tried to immigrate to Burma, but I wasn’t sure they’d accept me. To my surprise, they were very accepting. “Come on in, there’s always room for Myanmar!”

  5. You really want to know why you didn’t pass that English course? It’s because the professor didn’t like USA.

  6. Russia got Hungary, swallowed up Turkey, slipped over Greece and broke China.

  7. Yukon stay on Kiev you listen to the accompanist.

  8. My wife and I don’t watch TV all the time. Sometimes we stay up late Eniwetok, Eniwetok, Eniwetok.

  9. The newest territory in Canada was created because Yukon wanted Nunavut.

  10. When I’m in New Zealand, I like to have a bacon, lettuce and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu sandwich.

  11. Why is Ireland so rich? It’s capital is always Dublin.

  12. Are you traveling to a country in Southeast Asia? Yes, Siam.

  13. Iran all the way to the store to get the Greece for the Turkey, and now you tell me it’s Finnish.
    Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  14. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…

16934

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
16935

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
16936

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
16937

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
  5. Qualifying as a Distinguished Graduate at the Front Sight Firearms Training Institute’s 4-Day Defensive Handgun Class on my very first ever Front Sight event, in Pahrump, NV
16938

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
  5. Qualifying as a Distinguished Graduate at the Front Sight Firearms Training Institute’s 4-Day Defensive Handgun Class on my very first ever Front Sight event, in Pahrump, NV
  6. The only time I’ve ever tried a masse shot in pool, and it actually worked, knocking in the target ball after the cue ball spun around an opponent’s ball. If I tried it 100 more times, I’d probably miss all 100.
16939

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
  5. Qualifying as a Distinguished Graduate at the Front Sight Firearms Training Institute’s 4-Day Defensive Handgun Class on my very first ever Front Sight event, in Pahrump, NV
  6. The only time I’ve ever tried a masse shot in pool, and it actually worked, knocking in the target ball after the cue ball spun around an opponent’s ball. If I tried it 100 more times, I’d probably miss all 100.
  7. On my 18th birthday, I was running in the Bergen County Meet of Champions, and 9 runners qualified for the final of the 400; because there were only 8 lanes, 3 runners were placed at the start of lane 7. Of course I was unlucky and ended up there. It was a photo finish, and it took a good 10 minutes before they announced me as the winner.
16940

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
  5. Qualifying as a Distinguished Graduate at the Front Sight Firearms Training Institute’s 4-Day Defensive Handgun Class on my very first ever Front Sight event, in Pahrump, NV
  6. The only time I’ve ever tried a masse shot in pool, and it actually worked, knocking in the target ball after the cue ball spun around an opponent’s ball. If I tried it 100 more times, I’d probably miss all 100.
  7. On my 18th birthday, I was running in the Bergen County Meet of Champions, and 9 runners qualified for the final of the 400; because there were only 8 lanes, 3 runners were placed at the start of lane 7. Of course I was unlucky and ended up there. It was a photo finish, and it took a good 10 minutes before they announced me as the winner.
  8. Softball is played with 7 innings. I hit a game-winning home run in the bottom of the 7th inning (with 2 out!) to advance my city over another city for the southern Ontario championships when I was about 17 years old. Glory days indeed.
16941

Amazing or even miraculous athletic feats you have been a part of (yours preferred)

  1. Hole in one by one of my dad’s golf buddies-tracked right straight into the hole…
  2. Five Hole in Ones…by MOI!
  3. Zipping a tight spiral (football), 70 yards, on target.
  4. 5 straight stikes and a final score of 212, and my average was only 106!
  5. Qualifying as a Distinguished Graduate at the Front Sight Firearms Training Institute’s 4-Day Defensive Handgun Class on my very first ever Front Sight event, in Pahrump, NV
  6. The only time I’ve ever tried a masse shot in pool, and it actually worked, knocking in the target ball after the cue ball spun around an opponent’s ball. If I tried it 100 more times, I’d probably miss all 100.
  7. On my 18th birthday, I was running in the Bergen County Meet of Champions, and 9 runners qualified for the final of the 400; because there were only 8 lanes, 3 runners were placed at the start of lane 7. Of course I was unlucky and ended up there. It was a photo finish, and it took a good 10 minutes before they announced me as the winner.
  8. Softball is played with 7 innings. I hit a game-winning home run in the bottom of the 7th inning (with 2 out!) to advance my city over another city for the southern Ontario championships when I was about 17 years old. Glory days indeed.
  9. One week I matched my golf and bowling scores! I think it was 112, aided by beer of course.