Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
- Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims.
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
- Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims
- Once wrote a book entitledTHE BARN HOUSE: Confessions of an Urban Rehabber under the pen name Ed Zotti.
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
- Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims
- Once wrote a book entitledTHE BARN HOUSE: Confessions of an Urban Rehabber under the pen name Ed Zotti.
- Made first contact and established diplomatic ties with a race of aliens resembling Corgis, from whom she obtains lifespan-increasing drugs, stock tips, and fashion advice (ugly hats are haute couture on the Corgis’ home planet)
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
- Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims
- Once wrote a book entitledTHE BARN HOUSE: Confessions of an Urban Rehabber under the pen name Ed Zotti.
- Made first contact and established diplomatic ties with a race of aliens resembling Corgis, from whom she obtains lifespan-increasing drugs, stock tips, and fashion advice (ugly hats are haute couture on the Corgis’ home planet)
- During a drinking session with Colonel Sanders, decided as a lark, to plant joke “evidence” at Lyndon LaRouche’s house that they were conspiring with the Pope and the Rothschilds to rule the world.
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
- Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
- Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
- Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
- Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
- Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
- Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
- Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims
- Once wrote a book entitledTHE BARN HOUSE: Confessions of an Urban Rehabber under the pen name Ed Zotti.
- Made first contact and established diplomatic ties with a race of aliens resembling Corgis, from whom she obtains lifespan-increasing drugs, stock tips, and fashion advice (ugly hats are haute couture on the Corgis’ home planet)
- During a drinking session with Colonel Sanders, decided as a lark, to plant joke “evidence” at Lyndon LaRouche’s house that they were conspiring with the Pope and the Rothschilds to rule the world.
- Once called up an Australian hospital and pretended to be a local shock-jock DJ to ask about a patient’s status.
Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:
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Personally leading royal troops in the sacking of Buenos Aires as payback for the Falklands
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Being the only living person to have drunk Winston Churchill under the table.
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Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis
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Many people don’t know this, but the character of Dr. Manhattan from “The Watchman” was based on her life.
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Being the only living person to have fucked Winston Churchill under the table.
-
Holds the patents for 17 inventions, including the Clapper
-
Never gave up her childhood dream of being an actress and appears as an extra in over 200 Dr. Who episodes, 7 of the 8 Harry Potter movies, and portrayed an orc in 2 of the Lord of the Rings films.
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Being history’s most successful secret serial killer, having taken the lives of Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman, JonBenet Ramsey, all the Tylenol murder victims, and hundreds of other unsolved murder victims
-
Once wrote a book entitledTHE BARN HOUSE: Confessions of an Urban Rehabber under the pen name Ed Zotti.
-
Made first contact and established diplomatic ties with a race of aliens resembling Corgis, from whom she obtains lifespan-increasing drugs, stock tips, and fashion advice (ugly hats are haute couture on the Corgis’ home planet)
-
During a drinking session with Colonel Sanders, decided as a lark, to plant joke “evidence” at Lyndon LaRouche’s house that they were conspiring with the Pope and the Rothschilds to rule the world.
-
Once called up an Australian hospital and pretended to be a local shock-jock DJ to ask about a patient’s status.
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Told her dad how hilarious it would be if he pretended to have a stutter during all his big speeches.
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