Bakers Dozen

[notfrommensa]

1. Biscuit–British cookie, USA similar to a scone.
2. Fanny - this word refers to two different “naughty bits” in the US and the UK
3. Boot - British car trunk, American foot covering
4. Torch - a flaming stick in the US, a portable electric light in the UK
5. Fag - British cigarette, American gentleman of a homosexual persuasion
6. Solicitor -usually a lawyer in England, usually a salesman in the US
7. Lift - elevator in the UK, picking something up in the US.
8. Slate (as a verb) - “to criticize” in the UK, “to schedule” in the US
9. Burn - A stream or creek in the UK, an injury from heat in the US

[Sampiro]

1. Biscuit–British cookie, USA similar to a scone.
2. Fanny - this word refers to two different “naughty bits” in the US and the UK
3. Boot - British car trunk, American foot covering
4. Torch - a flaming stick in the US, a portable electric light in the UK
5. Fag - British cigarette, American gentleman of a homosexual persuasion
6. Solicitor -usually a lawyer in England, usually a salesman in the US
7. Lift - elevator in the UK, picking something up in the US.
8. Slate (as a verb) - “to criticize” in the UK, “to schedule” in the US
9. Burn - A stream or creek in the UK, an injury from heat in the US
10. Pissed- U.K. drunk, U.S. angry

[Infovore]

1. Biscuit–British cookie, USA similar to a scone.
2. Fanny - this word refers to two different “naughty bits” in the US and the UK
3. Boot - British car trunk, American foot covering
4. Torch - a flaming stick in the US, a portable electric light in the UK
5. Fag - British cigarette, American gentleman of a homosexual persuasion
6. Solicitor -usually a lawyer in England, usually a salesman in the US
7. Lift - elevator in the UK, picking something up in the US.
8. Slate (as a verb) - “to criticize” in the UK, “to schedule” in the US
9. Burn - A stream or creek in the UK, an injury from heat in the US
10. Pissed- British drunk, American angry
11. Bum - British rear end, American vagrant

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

1. Biscuit–British cookie, USA similar to a scone.
2. Fanny - this word refers to two different “naughty bits” in the US and the UK
3. Boot - British car trunk, American foot covering
4. Torch - a flaming stick in the US, a portable electric light in the UK
5. Fag - British cigarette, American gentleman of a homosexual persuasion
6. Solicitor -usually a lawyer in England, usually a salesman in the US
7. Lift - elevator in the UK, picking something up in the US.
8. Slate (as a verb) - “to criticize” in the UK, “to schedule” in the US
9. Burn - A stream or creek in the UK, an injury from heat in the US
10. Pissed- British drunk, American angry
11. Bum - British rear end, American vagrant
12. Dummy - British pacifier; American fool

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Prof.Pepperwinkle

Greatest Fictional Accomplishments of Elizabeth II’s Reign:

…3. Secretly entering Havana in 1959, and sleeping with Castro to disarm the Cuban Missile Crisis

All the more impressive because it was three years before the Missile Crisis actually began.

Words that mean different things in Britain and the USA

1. Biscuit–British cookie, USA similar to a scone.
2. Fanny - this word refers to two different “naughty bits” in the US and the UK
3. Boot - British car trunk, American foot covering
4. Torch - a flaming stick in the US, a portable electric light in the UK
5. Fag - British cigarette, American gentleman of a homosexual persuasion
6. Solicitor -usually a lawyer in England, usually a salesman in the US
7. Lift - elevator in the UK, picking something up in the US.
8. Slate (as a verb) - “to criticize” in the UK, “to schedule” in the US
9. Burn - A stream or creek in the UK, an injury from heat in the US
10. Pissed- British drunk, American angry
11. Bum - British rear end, American vagrant
12. Dummy - British pacifier; American fool
13. Cider - British alcoholic drink; American nonalcoholic

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Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year

[Iggy]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller

[Infovore]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.

[astorian]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them

[Bullitt]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.

[Little_Nemo]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.
7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.

[JohnT]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.
7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.
8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.

[Sampiro]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year

2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller

3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.

4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them

5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.

6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.

7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.

8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.

9. Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

10. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year

11. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller

12. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.

13. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them

14. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.

15. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.

16. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.

17. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.

18. Highlight of their 2010 conference was a $150 million scene-for-scene remake of Avatar cast with IRS employees; actually considered superior to the original except for the replacement of Zoe Saldana with a 63 year old actuary named Greg

[astorian]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.
7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.
8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.
9. Highlight of their 2010 conference was a $150 million scene-for-scene remake of Avatar cast with IRS employees; actually considered superior to the original except for the replacement of Zoe Saldana with a 63 year old actuary named Greg
10. Bribes paid to IRS auditors are tax-deductible.

[Bullitt]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.
7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.
8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.
9. Highlight of their 2010 conference was a $150 million scene-for-scene remake of Avatar cast with IRS employees; actually considered superior to the original except for the replacement of Zoe Saldana with a 63 year old actuary named Greg
10. Bribes paid to IRS auditors are tax-deductible.
11. In July 1862, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln and Congress created the office of Commissioner of Internal Revenue and enacted a temporary income tax to pay for the war.

[Andy_L]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year
2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller
3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.
4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them
5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.
6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.
7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.
8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.
9. Highlight of their 2010 conference was a $150 million scene-for-scene remake of Avatar cast with IRS employees; actually considered superior to the original except for the replacement of Zoe Saldana with a 63 year old actuary named Greg
10. Bribes paid to IRS auditors are tax-deductible.
11. In July 1862, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln and Congress created the office of Commissioner of Internal Revenue and enacted a temporary income tax to pay for the war.
12. Al Capone was actually innocent.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Thirteen additional shocking revelations about the Internal Revenue Service

1. Each employee permitted to peek at one celebrity’s tax return each year

2. Pick returns to audit using guidance from their non-partisan fortune teller

3. It’s actually run by Satan - the “Internal” part is a typo. Should have been an F.

4. They deliberately play “Afternoon Delight” on call waiting so.people calling for assistance will hang upand not bother them

5. The employees are those who couldn’t cut it as DMV employees.

6. Have a secret code they can put on their own tax returns that gets them a full refund.

7. The auditors who deal out the most hurt get a paid vacation hunting baby seals.

8. Has their own “Widows and Orphans” slush fund, but instead of being funded by the Mafia and/or local criminals, is funded by the Fortune 500.

9. Highlight of their 2010 conference was a $150 million scene-for-scene remake of Avatar cast with IRS employees; actually considered superior to the original except for the replacement of Zoe Saldana with a 63 year old actuary named Greg

10. Bribes paid to IRS auditors are tax-deductible.

11. In July 1862, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln and Congress created the office of Commissioner of Internal Revenue and enacted a temporary income tax to pay for the war.

12. Al Capone was actually innocent.

13. One-tenth of one percent of all taxes collected is donated to various Liederkranz societies, which is all that’s keeping them going.
    New: 13 words that start and end with the same letter.

14. Aloha

[Bullitt]

13 words that start and end with the same letter

1. Aloha
2. Madam

[Sampiro]

13 words that start and end with the same letter

1. Aloha
2. Madam
3. Kayak

[astorian]

13 words that start and end with the same letter

1. Aloha
2. Madam
3. Kayak
4. Cataclysmic