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17662

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
17663

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
  9. Afroman’s “Because I Got High” is now “This Has Transpired Due To My Use Of Herbal Medicine To Achieve An Altered Mental State”.
17664

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
  9. Afroman’s “Because I Got High” is now “This Has Transpired Due To My Use Of Herbal Medicine To Achieve An Altered Mental State”.
  10. “Womyn Is the African-American of the World” by John Lennon
17665

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
  9. Afroman’s “Because I Got High” is now “This Has Transpired Due To My Use Of Herbal Medicine To Achieve An Altered Mental State”.
  10. “Womyn Is the African-American of the World” by John Lennon
  11. “Fat Bottomed Girls” is now “Woymn with Enlarged Buttocks Caused by a Genetically-Induced Hormone Imbalance”
17666

[nitpick] “Wymyn”, not “Woymn” [/nitpick]

17667

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
  9. Afroman’s “Because I Got High” is now “This Has Transpired Due To My Use Of Herbal Medicine To Achieve An Altered Mental State”.
  10. “Womyn Is the African-American of the World” by John Lennon
  11. “Fat Bottomed Girls” is now “Woymn with Enlarged Buttocks Caused by a Genetically-Induced Hormone Imbalance”
  12. Ceelo Green’s “Fuck You” is now “What Is Your Problem?”
17668

Is this some kind of woosh?

“Women.”

17669

no - Iggy was using the PC spelling but he didn’t have it quite right. It’s an early 90’s thing - “y” being a non gender specific vowel and all

17670

Politically Correct a Well Known Title or Saying

  1. Cher’s “Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” is now “Roma, Itinerant Homeless People & Accused Petty Criminals”
  2. Elvis’s “In the Ghetto” is now “In the Economically Disadvantaged Area”
  3. Joseph Conrad’s “The Nigger of the Narcissus” is now “The West Indian Black Sailor of the Narcissus”
  4. Disney’s “Song of the South” is now " "
  5. Indian Summer will now be referred to as Aboriginal Summer.
  6. “There Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Dame” is now “The Female Gender Is Unparalleled”
  7. “Ten Little Indians” is now “Ten Oppressed Native Peoples of the Americas of Short Stature”
  8. Fuckin-A, Bubba is now Nicely done, sir.
  9. Afroman’s “Because I Got High” is now “This Has Transpired Due To My Use Of Herbal Medicine To Achieve An Altered Mental State”.
  10. “Womyn Is the African-American of the World” by John Lennon
  11. “Fat Bottomed Girls” is now “Womynwith Enlarged Buttocks Caused by a Genetically-Induced Hormone Imbalance”
  12. Ceelo Green’s “Fuck You” is now “What Is Your Problem?”
  13. James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” is now “It’s the Misogynistic Pig’s Potential Rapist’s Patriarchy’s Social Paradigm”

(fixed my typo from above and added Urban Dictionary link)

Next category…

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
17671

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
17672

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
17673

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer

There. I said it.

17674

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater

I’ve gotten addicted to the stuffon hot days and after workouts (especially the Fuji Pear and coconut water flavors).

17675

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
17676

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
  7. Inca Kola Zero
17677

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
  7. Inca Kola Zero
  8. Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade
17678

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
  7. Inca Kola Zero
  8. Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade
  9. Pimm’s
17679

I think “womyn” is actually correct. The whole point of the “y” was to take the word “man” or “men” out of “woman” or “women.”

The singular, according to Wikipedia, is “womon,” though I’ve never seen that. I’ve always just seen “womyn” used for both the singular and the plural.

I kinda think the whole thing is sylly. :stuck_out_tongue:

And now back to your regularly scheduled game. :smiley:

17680

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
  7. Inca Kola Zero
  8. Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade
  9. Pimm’s
  10. Bloody Caesar(s)
17681

Favorite Summer Solstice Beverage

  1. Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
  2. Root Beer Float
  3. Sunbrewed Iced Tea with lemon flavored sugar syrup
  4. Beer
  5. Lifewater
  6. Fruit Juicy Red Hawaiian Punch (now widely unavailable; it’s been replaced by Wyler’s Fruit Juiicy Red Punch)
  7. Inca Kola Zero
  8. Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade
  9. Pimm’s
  10. Bloody Caesar(s)
  11. Frozen Hot Chocolate