Bakers Dozen

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned
  9. Sonofagun

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned
  9. Sonofagun
  10. Hogwash

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned
  9. Sonofagun
  10. Hogwash
  11. Dog my cats!

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned
  9. Sonofagun
  10. Hogwash
  11. Dog my cats!
  12. Bushwa!

Old Timey Cussing

  1. Dagnabbit
  2. Daggummit
  3. Consarnit!
  4. Rowrbazzle
  5. Shoot!
  6. Goshdangit!
  7. Darn Whippersnapper!
  8. Dad-burned
  9. Sonofagun
  10. Hogwash
  11. Dog my cats!
  12. Bushwa!
  13. Fiddlesticks!

I’ll pass on the next category. Anyone? Anyone?

Actually, that reminded me of this category:

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?

  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.

  4. Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
  9. Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
  9. Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
  10. Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
  9. Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
  10. Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…
  11. Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
  9. Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
  10. Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…
  11. Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
  12. Ferris: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.

Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.

  1. Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?

  2. Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

  3. Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.

  4. Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.

  5. Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!

  6. Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

  7. Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.

  8. Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!

  9. Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.

  10. Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…

  11. Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.

  12. Ferris: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.

  13. Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
    Fourth of July Activities

  14. Watching Fireworks