Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…
Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…
Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
Ferris: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.
Quotes from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Include the Character.
Ferris Bueller: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Simone: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Cameron: He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty. This is uh… This is ridiculous, ok I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. What - I’LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
Ferris: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I’m going to be caught, it’s not gonna be by a guy like that!
Grace: Oh, he’s very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
Ferris: After all, [John Lennon] was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Ed Rooney: Come here, doggy! Look what Uncle Ed’s got for you, you little fucker!
Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.
Ed Rooney: So THAT’s how it is in their family…
Ferris: This is my 9th sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count.
Ferris: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.
Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
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