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Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”
  9. “You know when I told you the lump wasn’t cancerous? Well, there’s been a mixup.”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”
  9. “You know when I told you the lump wasn’t cancerous? Well, there’s been a mixup.”
  10. “Wow. Um… Susie, better cancel my appointments for the rest of the day.”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”
  9. “You know when I told you the lump wasn’t cancerous? Well, there’s been a mixup.”
  10. “Wow. Um… Susie, better cancel my appointments for the rest of the day.”
  11. “Ohhh, it was the OTHER leg you wanted amputated?”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”
  9. “You know when I told you the lump wasn’t cancerous? Well, there’s been a mixup.”
  10. “Wow. Um… Susie, better cancel my appointments for the rest of the day.”
  11. “Ohhh, it was the OTHER leg you wanted amputated?”
  12. “The good news is they’ll probably name this condition after you.”

Things you never want to hear from a doctor or dentist

  1. “I think you’d better sit down, sir, for what I have to tell you.”
  2. “Do you have a history of cancer in your family?”
  3. “Allow me to put both hands on your shoulder, while I check your prostate”
  4. “Yes, my diploma says I graduated from a medical school the Dominican Republic. You know, I’m not sure it still has its accreditation…”
  5. “Oops!”
  6. “We’ll need a list of everyone you’ve had sexual contact with.”
  7. “Hmmmmm… here’s something I’ve never seen before…”
  8. “Unfortunately, this pre-existing condition is one the insurance companies are allowed to deny coverage for, even when Obamacare fully kicks in.”
  9. “You know when I told you the lump wasn’t cancerous? Well, there’s been a mixup.”
  10. “Wow. Um… Susie, better cancel my appointments for the rest of the day.”
  11. “Ohhh, it was the OTHER leg you wanted amputated?”
  12. “The good news is they’ll probably name this condition after you.”
  13. “Is it safe?”

New list: NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"

New list: NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"

New list: NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”

New list: NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”
  3. Calvin Murphy -5’ 9"

NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”
  3. Calvin Murphy -5’ 9"
  4. Wataru Misaka - 5’ 7"

NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”
  3. Calvin Murphy -5’ 9"
  4. Wataru Misaka - 5’ 7"
  5. Damon Stoudamire - 5’ 10"

NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”
  3. Calvin Murphy -5’ 9"
  4. Wataru Misaka - 5’ 7"
  5. Damon Stoudamire - 5’ 10"
  6. Nate Robinson – 5’ 9"

NBA players, active or retired, shorter than 6 feet

  1. Muggsy Bogues - 5’ 3"
    2- Spud Webb - 5’ 6"
  2. Earl Boykins– 5’5”
  3. Calvin Murphy -5’ 9"
  4. Wataru Misaka - 5’ 7"
  5. Damon Stoudamire - 5’ 10"
  6. Nate Robinson – 5’ 9"
  7. Dana Barros - 5’ 11"

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