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17902

Process of Adoption into the Straight Dope website:

  1. Googled the joke of “2+2=5” and found this article
  2. Googling for info on whether/how long the head remains conscious after beheading
  3. Read the books, searched online for a place to submit a question, found the site.
  4. Paused and reflected on the awesome wisdom of the Master.
  5. Looking for a place to post dick jokes.
  6. Read the books many years ago, wondered if Cecil was still waging his lonely battle against ignorance, found the website.
  7. In my pre-Kindle days, I often got bored while waiting at restaurants, and would read ANY free periodical available- even the mostly worthless Austin Chronicle. The Chronicle carried Cecil’s columns, I found them both hilarious and informative, and started checking his web site, too.
  8. Read article on Cecil and The Straight Dope in Reader’s Digest. Liked it so much I saved the magazine. Bought the first book, and “straight dope” was one of the first things I asked jeeves.
  9. I’d been reading the books for years, and a friend who know that sent me a link to a thread about things teenagers take for granted that my gen, when we were teens, never even imagined existing
17903

Process of Adoption into the Straight Dope website:

  1. Googled the joke of “2+2=5” and found this article
  2. Googling for info on whether/how long the head remains conscious after beheading
  3. Read the books, searched online for a place to submit a question, found the site.
  4. Paused and reflected on the awesome wisdom of the Master.
  5. Looking for a place to post dick jokes.
  6. Read the books many years ago, wondered if Cecil was still waging his lonely battle against ignorance, found the website.
  7. In my pre-Kindle days, I often got bored while waiting at restaurants, and would read ANY free periodical available- even the mostly worthless Austin Chronicle. The Chronicle carried Cecil’s columns, I found them both hilarious and informative, and started checking his web site, too.
  8. Read article on Cecil and The Straight Dope in Reader’s Digest. Liked it so much I saved the magazine. Bought the first book, and “straight dope” was one of the first things I asked jeeves.
  9. I’d been reading the books for years, and a friend who know that sent me a link to a thread about things teenagers take for granted that my gen, when we were teens, never even imagined existing
  10. William Poundstone and I had grown apart over the years.
17904

Process of Adoption into the Straight Dope website:

  1. Googled the joke of “2+2=5” and found this article
  2. Googling for info on whether/how long the head remains conscious after beheading
  3. Read the books, searched online for a place to submit a question, found the site.
  4. Paused and reflected on the awesome wisdom of the Master.
  5. Looking for a place to post dick jokes.
  6. Read the books many years ago, wondered if Cecil was still waging his lonely battle against ignorance, found the website.
  7. In my pre-Kindle days, I often got bored while waiting at restaurants, and would read ANY free periodical available- even the mostly worthless Austin Chronicle. The Chronicle carried Cecil’s columns, I found them both hilarious and informative, and started checking his web site, too.
  8. Read article on Cecil and The Straight Dope in Reader’s Digest. Liked it so much I saved the magazine. Bought the first book, and “straight dope” was one of the first things I asked jeeves.
  9. I’d been reading the books for years, and a friend who know that sent me a link to a thread about things teenagers take for granted that my gen, when we were teens, never even imagined existing
  10. William Poundstone and I had grown apart over the years.
  11. I’m married to Andy L, and I’d lurk, but he skipped over posts I wanted to read.
17905

Process of Adoption into the Straight Dope website:

  1. Googled the joke of “2+2=5” and found this article
  2. Googling for info on whether/how long the head remains conscious after beheading
  3. Read the books, searched online for a place to submit a question, found the site.
  4. Paused and reflected on the awesome wisdom of the Master.
  5. Looking for a place to post dick jokes.
  6. Read the books many years ago, wondered if Cecil was still waging his lonely battle against ignorance, found the website.
  7. In my pre-Kindle days, I often got bored while waiting at restaurants, and would read ANY free periodical available- even the mostly worthless Austin Chronicle. The Chronicle carried Cecil’s columns, I found them both hilarious and informative, and started checking his web site, too.
  8. Read article on Cecil and The Straight Dope in Reader’s Digest. Liked it so much I saved the magazine. Bought the first book, and “straight dope” was one of the first things I asked jeeves.
  9. I’d been reading the books for years, and a friend who know that sent me a link to a thread about things teenagers take for granted that my gen, when we were teens, never even imagined existing
  10. William Poundstone and I had grown apart over the years.
  11. I’m married to Andy L, and I’d lurk, but he skipped over posts I wanted to read.
  12. Way back in the year 2000, I was lurking on a sports board, fanhome maybe. And a poster named RickJay mentioned the SDMB. I checked it out and I’ve been lurking here ever since.
17906

Thank you, sir, for your valiant campaign. We’re all rooting for you.

17907

Process of Adoption into the Straight Dope website:

  1. Googled the joke of “2+2=5” and found this article
  2. Googling for info on whether/how long the head remains conscious after beheading
  3. Read the books, searched online for a place to submit a question, found the site.
  4. Paused and reflected on the awesome wisdom of the Master.
  5. Looking for a place to post dick jokes.
  6. Read the books many years ago, wondered if Cecil was still waging his lonely battle against ignorance, found the website.
  7. In my pre-Kindle days, I often got bored while waiting at restaurants, and would read ANY free periodical available- even the mostly worthless Austin Chronicle. The Chronicle carried Cecil’s columns, I found them both hilarious and informative, and started checking his web site, too.
  8. Read article on Cecil and The Straight Dope in Reader’s Digest. Liked it so much I saved the magazine. Bought the first book, and “straight dope” was one of the first things I asked jeeves.
  9. I’d been reading the books for years, and a friend who know that sent me a link to a thread about things teenagers take for granted that my gen, when we were teens, never even imagined existing
  10. William Poundstone and I had grown apart over the years.
  11. I’m married to Andy L, and I’d lurk, but he skipped over posts I wanted to read.
  12. Way back in the year 2000, I was lurking on a sports board, fanhome maybe. And a poster named RickJay mentioned the SDMB. I checked it out and I’ve been lurking here ever since.
  13. Become Ed’s gimp toy for a day.

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
17908

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
17909

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
17910

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. El Kabong
17911

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
17913

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool

Why would such an intelligent person on such an intelligent MB name themselves a fool?

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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas

Because I love the song from Whistle Down the Wind, which I’d link to but that seems to be the one album not on YouTube.

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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas
  9. Freudian Slit
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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas
  9. Freudian Slit
  10. umkay:smack:
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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas
  9. Freudian Slit
  10. umkay
  11. A Clockwork Melon
17919

Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas
  9. Freudian Slit
  10. umkay
  11. A Clockwork Melon
  12. Vinyl Turnip
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Doper Names that you find amusing in some way

  1. Phnord Prephect
  2. Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker
  3. Alice The Goon
  4. Exapno Mapcase (I always read it as “Expano Marcapaso”)
  5. El Kabong
  6. John DiFool
  7. Typo Knig
  8. Annie X-mas
  9. Freudian Slit
  10. umkay
  11. A Clockwork Melon
  12. Vinyl Turnip
  13. CarnivorousPlant

New Topic:

If Kim Kardashian had Married _______ she might have named her kid _______.

  1. Married: Benjamin Button… Kid’s Name: Belly
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New Topic:

If Kim Kardashian had Married _______ she might have named her kid _______.

  1. Married: Benjamin Button… Kid’s Name: Belly
  2. Married: Tom Cruise… Kid’s Name: Ocean