Bakers Dozen

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 22, 2013, 4:08pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”

Elendil_s_Heir · July 22, 2013, 5:00pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”
“Vice President Biden just called to ask if he can come to the baptism.”

Sampiro · July 22, 2013, 5:11pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”
“Vice President Biden just called to ask if he can come to the baptism.”
“Put some pics of Anne Boleyne around to remind her of what happens if there’s no son.”

astorian · July 22, 2013, 5:12pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”
“Vice President Biden just called to ask if he can come to the baptism.”
“Oh look, honey! Someone just sent us ANOTHER $10 gift card to Babies R Us.”
“Put some pics of Anne Boleyne around to remind her of what happens if there’s no son.”

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 22, 2013, 5:49pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”
“Vice President Biden just called to ask if he can come to the baptism.”
“Oh look, honey! Someone just sent us ANOTHER $10 gift card to Babies R Us.”
“Put some pics of Anne Boleyne around to remind her of what happens if there’s no son.”
“With all this talk of Labour, the Conservative party’s going to ask for equal time.”

Annie-Xmas · July 22, 2013, 5:52pm

Overheard around Buckingham Palace as Kate goes into labor

“Let’s just hope the child doesn’t have its grandfather’s ears.”
“That’s not really Kate in there. She’s in Sussex, and already had the kid. This is just show for the benefit of the media.”
“Let’s start a third pool based on what year this kid will be crowned Head Honcho. You know, like the ones we started for Charles and William.”
“At least I won’t have to keep cleaning up Kate’s regal barf.”
“Whether it’s a boy or girl, I can’t wait to have them pull on grandad’s royal finger!”
“It’s… it’s… IT’S ALIVE!”
(In response to #4) “Yeah, but it’s two years of changing royal diapers until the kid learns to use the royal throne.”
“And so the prophecy is fulfilled.”
“Vice President Biden just called to ask if he can come to the baptism.”
“Oh look, honey! Someone just sent us ANOTHER $10 gift card to Babies R Us.”
“Put some pics of Anne Boleyne around to remind her of what happens if there’s no son.”
“With all this talk of Labour, the Conservative party’s going to ask for equal time.”
“I so hope they name it Pippa. Even if it’s a boy.”

Next up: Creative duos; one gay, one straight

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 22, 2013, 6:05pm

Next up: Creative duos; one gay, one straight

Eutychus · July 22, 2013, 6:17pm

Next up: Creative duos; one gay, one straight

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 22, 2013, 6:47pm