Bakers Dozen

13 Spider-Man Villains

  1. Dr. Octopus
  2. Green Goblin
  3. The Rhino
  4. Boomerang
  5. The Sandman
  6. Kraven the Hunter
  7. Mysterio
  8. Kingpin
  9. The Molten Man
  10. Hammerhead
  11. Puma
  12. J. Jonah Jameson

Hey, hiring a guy to create a robot to hunt down and kill Spidey has to count.

13 Spider-Man Villains

  1. Dr. Octopus
  2. Green Goblin
  3. The Rhino
  4. Boomerang
  5. The Sandman
  6. Kraven the Hunter
  7. Mysterio
  8. Kingpin
  9. The Molten Man
  10. Hammerhead
  11. Puma
  12. J. Jonah Jameson
  13. Beetle

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Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”
  9. “Is everyone here Catholic? Good! These two Jews are walking down the street…”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”
  9. “Is everyone here Catholic? Good! These two Jews are walking down the street…”
  10. “Whoa! Put that veil back down!”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”
  9. “Is everyone here Catholic? Good! These two Jews are walking down the street…”
  10. “Whoa! Put that veil back down!”
  11. [Buzz!] “Oops, excuse me, just got a text…hahahaha… Okay, where were we?”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”
  9. “Is everyone here Catholic? Good! These two Jews are walking down the street…”
  10. “Whoa! Put that veil back down!”
  11. [Buzz!] “Oops, excuse me, just got a text…hahahaha… Okay, where were we?”
  12. “Holy crap, you’re two dudes!”

Inappropriate remarks by the clergyperson at a wedding

  1. “Can I kiss her first?”
  2. “Dearly beloved, we have come together today to see this young woman throw away her life on this abject loser.”
  3. “I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll!” wink wink nudge" nudge
  4. “I assume we’ll all be here at church again for the christening in about 6 months?”
  5. “Sorry if I seem a little off today. We all got pretty wasted at the bachelor party last night, amiright?”
  6. “Say, have you all heard about Amway?”
  7. “The groom and I had some great times back when he was an altar boy.”
  8. “I just want to announce, I peed in ONE of the punchbowls in the reception room.”
  9. “Is everyone here Catholic? Good! These two Jews are walking down the street…”
  10. “Whoa! Put that veil back down!”
  11. [Buzz!] “Oops, excuse me, just got a text…hahahaha… Okay, where were we?”
  12. “Holy crap, you’re two dudes!”
  13. “Since when is a white marrying a n****r legal?”

Next up: Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)
  3. Candy Apple Red

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)
  3. Candy Apple Red
  4. Cranberry Red

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)
  3. Candy Apple Red
  4. Cranberry Red
  5. Leek green

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)
  3. Candy Apple Red
  4. Cranberry Red
  5. Leek green
  6. Salmon

Colors named after foods

  1. Coffee Brown
  2. Peach (what Crayola used to call “Flesh”)
  3. Candy Apple Red
  4. Cranberry Red
  5. Leek green
  6. Salmon
  7. Lemon yellow