Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
The older I get, the better I was.
Computers can sense when you’re on a deadline and are significantly more likely to fail then
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
The older I get, the better I was.
Computers can sense when you’re on a deadline and are significantly more likely to fail then
Toilets have a powerful magnetic pull, which is why almost anything you drop in the bathroom will end up inside them.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
The older I get, the better I was.
Computers can sense when you’re on a deadline and are significantly more likely to fail then
Toilets have a powerful magnetic pull, which is why almost anything you drop in the bathroom will end up inside them.
Whenever I’m looking for something, I find something else that I was looking for previously first.
Given any large flat surface, someone will put something on it.
The probability of company arriving is directly proportional to my wanting to be alone.
If you move to a seemingly shorter checkout line, the person(s) ahead of you will have a dozen issues to sort out, and you will spend MORE time waiting than you would have if you’d stayed where you were.]
The number of red lights you hit on your way to your destination is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you’re in to get there. Converse: If you need to do something in your car (like check directions) that requires a brief stop, you will hit no red lights.
Whenever I plan to leave work early, something or someone will appear and force me to stay even later than my usual depart time.
“Because they’re idiots” is the answer to a LOT of questions.
One of the strongest gravitational forces in the universe is that exerted by windshields on small rocks and bird waste.
The likelihood of a cat becoming interested in you is proportional to: (1) How much you hate or are afraid of cats, and (2) How much of a contrast the cat’s fur is to what you’re wearing.
The older I get, the better I was.
Computers can sense when you’re on a deadline and are significantly more likely to fail then
Toilets have a powerful magnetic pull, which is why almost anything you drop in the bathroom will end up inside them.
Whenever I’m looking for something, I find something else that I was looking for previously first.
If I’m looking for something, and there are “n” places to look, it will be in the nth place I look.
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