Bakers Dozen

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  9. Mrs. Lechow, The Ark by Margot Benary-Isbert

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  9. Mrs. Lechow, The Ark by Margot Benary-Isbert
  10. Madame Malkin, purveyor of Robes for All Occasions

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  9. Mrs. Lechow, The Ark by Margot Benary-Isbert
  10. Madame Malkin, purveyor of Robes for All Occasions
  11. Cinderella

She was spinning thread when she pricked her finger.

Wasn’t that Sleeping Beauty?

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  9. Mrs. Lechow, The Ark by Margot Benary-Isbert
  10. Madame Malkin, purveyor of Robes for All Occasions
  11. Sleeping Beauty
  12. Mammy, who made Scarlett O’Hara’s dress out of the draperies in GWTW

Fictional Tailors/Seamstresses

  1. Bessie Nye, Country Cousin by Helen Fern Daringer
  2. Mrs. Rosemary Palm, head of the Seamstresses’ Guild (Hem, hem)
  3. Paul Gambi, tailor to the Rogues Gallery of Supervillains, Flash Comics
  4. Harry Pendel, title character in John Le Carre’s The Tailor of Panama
  5. The Brave Little Tailor, who killed seven in one blow
  6. The Tailor Motel Kamzoil
  7. Molly Weasley, of the Harry Potter series, maker of sweaters and alterer of robes
  8. Bill Haydon, Deputy Chief of MI6 in John le Carre’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
  9. Mrs. Lechow, The Ark by Margot Benary-Isbert
  10. Madame Malkin, purveyor of Robes for All Occasions
  11. Sleeping Beauty
  12. Mammy, who made Scarlett O’Hara’s dress out of the draperies in GWTW
  13. Edna Mode, The Incredibles (“No capes!”)

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Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage
  8. Motorcycle Jumping

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians

  2. Crystal meth lab science

  3. Cat Herding

  4. Demolition

  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs

  6. Waterboarding

  7. Light bondage

  8. Motorcycle Jumping

  9. Eating Brownies

    Sorry, couldn’t resist, it’s still a popular joke with the boys today!

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage
  8. Motorcycle Jumping
  9. Eating Brownies
  10. Bartending

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage
  8. Motorcycle Jumping
  9. Eating Brownies
  10. Bartending
  11. Naked wrestling (at least, that one Scoutmaster TOLD the kids it was for a merit badge)

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage
  8. Motorcycle Jumping
  9. Eating Brownies
  10. Bartending
  11. Naked wrestling (at least, that one Scoutmaster TOLD the kids it was for a merit badge)
  12. The Science of Pickpocketing

Proposed but disapproved Boy Scout merit badges

  1. Keeping Up With the Kardashians
  2. Crystal meth lab science
  3. Cat Herding
  4. Demolition
  5. Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer Bombs
  6. Waterboarding
  7. Light bondage
  8. Motorcycle Jumping
  9. Eating Brownies
  10. Bartending
  11. Naked wrestling (at least, that one Scoutmaster TOLD the kids it was for a merit badge)
  12. The Science of Pickpocketing
  13. Connoisseurship of Wine
    Madame Pepperwinkle is a Nachotarian: she believes everything is better with cheese.

13 Things That Are Not Better With Cheese

  1. Army Boots

If you’re ever in downtown Sunnyvale, CA be sure to try he nachos at Roberto’s Cantina - good stuff.

13 Things That Are Not Better With Cheese

  1. Army Boots
  2. Puppy dogs