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Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
19464

Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
19465

Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
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Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
  9. See a discounted Broadway show (Phantom, anyone?)
19467

Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
  9. See a discounted Broadway show (Phantom, anyone?)
  10. Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway’s entire length (absent closures of course)
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ngs you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
  9. See a discounted Broadway show (Phantom, anyone?)
  10. Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway’s entire length (absent closures of course)
  11. See a movie that ISN’T animated
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Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
  9. See a discounted Broadway show (Phantom, anyone?)
  10. Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway’s entire length (absent closures of course)
  11. See a movie that ISN’T animated
  12. Mow at least once more
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Things you’ve gotta do before the end of the summer

  1. Buy school supplies
  2. Vacation!
  3. Make a trip to the flea markets
  4. Visit another baseball stadium and get my MLB Ballpark Passport stamped there
  5. Ride my bike more
  6. Finish unpacking my suitcases from comic/game conventions I attended
  7. Get my shit together for my NFL pools and fantasy league
  8. Totally get a girlfriend and junk
  9. See a discounted Broadway show (Phantom, anyone?)
  10. Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway’s entire length (absent closures of course)
  11. See a movie that ISN’T animated
  12. Mow at least once more
  13. Walk across the George Washington Bridge and back

Next Up: Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
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Next Up: Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
19473

Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
19474

Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
19476

Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)
19478

Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)
  9. Teetotaler
19479

Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)
  9. Teetotaler
  10. “I’ve reached my limit.”
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)
  9. Teetotaler
  10. “I’ve reached my limit.”
  11. He’s under legal age
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver
  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. It would make them vomit
  4. On medication
  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs
  6. pregnant
  7. Not on my diet
  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)
  9. Teetotaler
  10. “I’ve reached my limit.”
  11. He’s under legal age
  12. “One more and I won’t get it up tonight”
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Reasons why a guest might refuse your offer of an alcoholic drink:

  1. Designated Driver

  2. Member of Alcoholics Anonymous

  3. It would make them vomit

  4. On medication

  5. Drinking alcohol is against his religious beliefs

  6. pregnant

  7. Not on my diet

  8. Drinks, but not any of the stuff you have (Alcohol Snob?)

  9. Teetotaler

  10. “I’ve reached my limit.”

  11. He’s under legal age

  12. “One more and I won’t get it up tonight”

  13. Have to leave the party early to go to work
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