Ban Everything! Ban Everything! Ban Everything!!!

The BBQ Pit
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104806
Whatever it is, someone, some group, wants it banned:
Tobacco, hard drugs, alcohol, caffeine, gay sex, straight sex, boxing, hockey, football, base ball, hand guns, long guns, all gunes, pepper spray, knives, hate speech, porn books, adult movies, dirty jokes, complimenting a womans appearance, lawn darts, water wiggle, toy guns, childrens toys that imply sexual identity, low taxes, high taxes, no taxes, cars, trucks, planes, fast motorcycles, all motorcycles, fattening food, meat, christiananity, judaism, Islam, atheism, human existance, ect, ect., ect!

Whatever it is, someone is pushing hard to have it banned!

I say: BAN EVERYTHING!!!

We should be FREE of anything that may injury us physically. Anything that may lead to the injury of someone, even if accidental, should be banned.

We should be FREE of anything that may kill us. Anything that could potentially kill us, whether it’s a food, drug, weapon, anything, should be banned

We should be FREE of anything which may insult us, or hurt our feelings, causing emotional injury. Anything now protected by the 1st amendment must be banned.

BAN EVERYTHING! So we are FREE of all risks!
After all, this is a FREE country, right?:rolleyes:

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Anything that may injury us???

I too find bannings offensive. We should ban bannings.

Ooooh!! A penny.

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ect. ect. ect. indeed!

Ban the gune!

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[Insert pie prefernce statement here]

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Ban bannings? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!:stuck_out_tongue:

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OG BAN!!!

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I hate threads like this. I don’t think they should be allowed.

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There was a Jello Biafra speech that went something like this. It was funny at first, but then it went on for ten more minutes. Beating a joke into the ground should be outlawed.

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I’m doing my part. I’ll try harder.

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I hear you! I am posting this from inside a small ceramic sphere that eliminates all background noise from the universe as well as the more plebian contaminants that others are complaining about. This is NIRVANA! I wake up, ponder how the outside world can never hurt me, revel in the fact that the outside world can never hurt me, and log on to the internet to brag about the fact that I a safe and others are not. You people are simply idiots. You are vulnerable while I sit here in my sphere safe and secure.

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Ban the Geez Laweez!

Esprix

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Would it be horribly inappropriate to insert a

GOTCHA YA!
here?

Ooh, a penny! AbeBabe, I’m in fits over that for some reason…

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Inside jokes make the baby Og cry.

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Dude, haven’t you heard? They’re banning spheres.

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Dude, haven’t you heard? They’re banning spheres.

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Doubleposts should be banned.

Esprix

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The preceding double post has been brought to you by The Ramaging 10-Month-Old[sup]TM[/sup]. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

[sub]Down with Double Posts![/sub]

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Yeah, those little’uns can cause a lot of ramage. Hang in there.:wink:

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It seems the word “ramage” has been banned from my dictionary. As a result, I propose all use of the word be banned.

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Ban Roll-on