A month or so ago somebody posted a link about an obscene item that was designed to protect bananas when you transported them to work or school. Well, Christmas is just around the corner and I think that would be a terrific stocking stuffer. Problem is, I can’t find the link. There are a bunch of other banana savers but IIRC the ones posted were especially obnoxious looking.
" Q: Is lubrication recommended for really large bananas?
A: If you have to lubricate your banana to get it into the Banana Bunker, you’re probably going to have a tough time eating it without it getting away from you. The Banana Bunker is quite accommodating, and we recommend that you just stick to bananas that fit in your bunker (which is most all bananas). "
Brilliant! I eat bananas all the time and have felt first-hand the anguish that results from banana detritus in a backpack. I might actually buy one. It will only be used for its intended purpose, you twisted fucks :o