This is just so wrong on so many levels—and my wife bought three of them! How or why she ever thought I could take one of these into the office I don’t know 
And in real life they even look more realistic! And then I read on the website it was developed by an Architect. As an Architect myself I can only wonder what was going through his head. As a profession we are very visual and I just know he had to know what this would look like in reality!
Man, I hope Mrs. Plant doesn’t find out… 
Bananas: Now Ribbed, For Her Pleasure
The perfect birthday gift for my bother!!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Oh, my. That is a banana in your pocket!
(Bolding mine)
I’m not certain if you meant “mother” or “brother”.
I’m also not certain which is more disturbing.
If Mrs. Plant knew about those, she would put all the bananas in that @#$%^ bowl in the kitchen in them, just as she puts those aluminum things around the stove burners. They would be little fruit fly arboretums.
An interesting science project, come to think of it…
I think I’ll get a few for my prescriptions, when I travel.