Band descriptions/analogies

OK, I’ll go first. I’m interested to see others’ ideas for other bands. It might even teach me something.

Offspring is a roller coaster that never stops to go up the hills. It’s all one big ride with the wind in your face and adrenaline in your veins.

Social Distortion is a cherry '54 Chevy with a souped up motor that rumbles with menace constantly. Beware.

The Sex Pistols are a freight train chugging at speed. Not the fastest, but the chugging power tells you not to mess.

Guns ‘n’ Roses are a '67 Camaro powering through the streets, looking for the cops, and hoping to find them.

The Dead Milkmen are a bitchin’ camaro

Milli Vanilli is a styrofoam cup.

Metallica are a whiny collective of has-beens.

Six Feet Under - the dead bodies after the car wreck…