Maybe this belongs in ATMB, but it is truly pointless.
There are a lot of sub-genres of music. And band names are different from genre to genre. For instance, you wouldn’t name a group of young British guys singing to pre-teen girls, Anthrax. Mostly because the name is already taken, but you get the point.
I propose that from now on, we here at the SDMB must qualify the type or sub-genre of music that the particular band would play whenever we post “Band Name!”
For instance, this morning I uttered the phrase “dick shrivel” - never mind the context - and instantly I thought “Band Name!” Applying this rule to myself, I thought it sounded most like a ska-punk band.
I thought it would be especially cool if the band’s from man was actually named Dick Shrivel.
Which led me to revise my thought. It would be a group of hipsters ironically playing classic rock standards called Richard Shrivel and the Cold Water Band.