Sunday morning, about 2:30 a.m. Light drizzle, about 37 degrees. Denny’s. Six Rolling Rocks under the belt.
Nestled in between the pretentious teens and the refugees from the 1 o’clock bars, three of us are sitting at a booth, trying to think of a name for the band the other two are trying to start. Currently, Flavored Latex is the lead runner, but we’re trying to come up with something else, as the lead singer is going to be a nineteen-year-old girl. They don’t think Flavored Latex will fly with her.
I thought this thread would be a good chance to get some ideas from you guys. It’s not really a contest, since there’s no monetary prize, but I’ll show them the list. If they like one of yours enough to use it, I’ll contact you and ask your permission (assuming this doesn’t violate any laws) to use it.
They’re planning on playing a lot of covers, with a kind of funk sound; thus, Slurping Cadaver Brains or anything along metal/thrash/speed/death lines proabably won’t make it (not that it wouldn’t be welcome).
Here’s some of what our somewhat alcohol-addled brains came up with:
Stinkpalm
What the Fuck’s Your Problem?
No Refunds
Worth the Cover
Whackjob
Balls
Bing O. Nightly and the G-24s
Moons Over My Hammy (but feared copyright infringement)
Some needed an intro, generally along the lines of “We are…”
Screwing Your Girlfriend
Just Practicing
Drunk
Also, if you know any bands that already have one of these names, let me know. They’re big on not gaffling other bands’ names.
Like I said, man, we were buzzed.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral