Call me Ishmael.
It is not. Inigo Montoya used to post here, but he abruptly decided to change his username. If I have the /nick dance right, he now goes by The Great Sun Jester, but I could have him mixed up with with someone else.
Just don’t call me late to dinner.
Since this thread was thread spotted, I suppose I’ll clarify some things. I clean Joe Biden’s house sometimes, so I hope that awnsers the OP question. 
So here is some interesting backstory about me,
I’m a 19 years old HS dropout from SC, who couldn’t write legibly enough to read his own name. I was raised by a old man who would watch fox news and cursed democrats to hell, I’ve defined my self as being many things but most publically would be being libertarian however I’d rather not say I’m libertarian anymore for several reasons. I also do not believe I haven’t the right to define what is wrong or right because I acknowledge the possibilities of what I don’t know. My favorite congressman is Trey Gowdy, and my dream is to create an organization devoted to helping countries that suffered from natural disasters. My present intentions are simply to get foreign aid to the competent people or companys looking to help people rebuild and help effected populations. In the future I hope to beable to have “plans” for what to build to defend against future natural disasters. I also wish to have something to help with diplomatic solutions against terror groups as well as help failed states become capable of rebuilding them selfs. There is many far-fetched ideas I’ve had, I’ve talked to many people about them too and had some good and not so good conversations. I’ve tried my best at establishing an image of my self for people to see me as but I’m still a nobody. I meet many somewhat famous and extremely rich people daily, I’m able to make friends with multi-millionaires and billionaires, but I still lack the foundation of support to help me achive my dreams. I require more planning, and people who have conviction for my ideals.
Although I’ve never met Obama, I apparently agreed with him a lot which is probably why I created this username. I’ve tried my best to disagree with obama but I’ve been persuaded to understanding and agreeing with his decisions… or at least a lot more than I have with people I’ve met like John McCain or Tim Scott, or even Trey Gowdy. Not trying to say I like the democratic agendas, Infact I hate democrats. When I watch committees I’m horrified, I find the level of immaturity, ignorance, and incompetence of these democrats fucking ridiculous. Not to say there isn’t some of the same on the republican side. And there is a few democrats who seem to have real passion and take their jobs seriously, but for the majority and even these few they still lack the competence to progressively come to a sort of conclusion of an argument.
Also If the actual Barack Obama wanted to use this username on here I wouldn’t mind having it changed for him. But from what I can tell from him, is he’d probably come up with a more creative name than his own.
Sorry if y’all was hoping for another Presidental doper, but I’m just some kid who’s lurked on here for a couple of years.
Wait a minute… You aren’t the President? 
Man, you had everyone going!!
Crazy. Crazy I tell ya!
OK, Lat------------- ahhhh, heck. It would just be too easy. 
Crap. I responded to a PM and sent money he said he’d pass on to the DNC.
I’m pretty sure if Barack Obama subscribes on SDMB, he will be “Honolulu Hussein” or some such.
What ? Well of course, this is middle earth, the people of Aman don’t even connect to here !.
(I know, I have a spieling mistake.)
I’m actually Jake … from State Farm.
(I don’t own any khaki’s. They just pay me to say that.)
For the record I’m neither a space probe or a starship. Especially not that starship.
If I were I’d be able to go back in time and clean up my dumb old posts so it looks like they never happened.
Average of nearly 8 posts a day? I would venture that you hardly travel as far as the fridge.
Well, you sound hideous.
Well, he’s a guy, so…
Do you seek the great white rabbit of Caerbannog? It’s widely acclaimed to be foul tempered. Some might even call it grumpy.
Wait, had I chosen Hillary Clinton as my user name I could post my (heinous, and what’s worse, triggering) political views in GQ and not have The Hammer come down?
Sweet. Barack, go for it.
Mr. Obama has never posted in GQ. However, posting political views isn’t appropriate in ATMB either, so let’s not follow up on it.