This is truly MPSIMS, so hold on tight.
Ever since I quit the track team in 7th grade, I’ve never been a runner. I’ve run because I’ve had to at times, and occasionally I’ll put in 30 reluctant minutes on a treadmill or something, but I hate running. Recent events have forced me to get into shape, so as I was sitting at my desk a few weeks ago, lamenting the very idea of running, I channeled some vague memory of Born to Run and random blog posts, walked outside barefoot, and ran a mile and a half around my neighborhood.
Everything felt fine, so 2 days later I ran 2 miles, then 2.2, then 2.5, until I was running between 3 and 3.5 miles every other day without anything on my feet. I tried running on grass but I didn’t like the feel of it, so most of this was on concrete. Unfortunately, that meant I was starting to tear up the pads on my feet, so I went to the internet to find something I could wear that would allow me to keep the same running feel without making my feet bleed. I learned 3 things.
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My results are not typical. Most people have to ease into barefoot running much slower. I have no idea why it worked for me, other than that I’m tall and lanky and so maybe my feet don’t have to absorb a whole lot of impact.
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Barefoot running is a fad on its way out. The science just doesn’t support it, despite the fact that barefoot runners swear by the the practice, which means that
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Major shoemakers are either adding padding to barefoot shoes to make “minimalist” shoes, or they’re dropping their barefoot lines altogether. Appealing options from Nike and Merrell are discontinued.
I did manage to find one remaining option from New Balance that I was able to pick up at the local high-end running shoe store, and even though I had to take them off after about 25 minutes (blister caused by a rogue seam and me not wearing socks), I still managed to do 4.2 miles (I did the remaining 15 minutes carrying my shoes). I know to actual runners 4.2 miles isn’t a lot, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never run more than 4 miles in my entire life.
I’m not sure where this leaves me – I think I’m a barefoot zealot, even though I don’t really want to be. I don’t know what it is, but this is working for me. I’m considering stocking up on shoes, since a lot of them are on clearance and I’m not sure they’ll be around much longer, except as an internet niche. I don’t want this to be a fad, because I’m on the wrong end of it.
There, if that wasn’t mundane and pointless, I don’t know what is.