With a name like that, you grow up tough.
Nothing say’s “face of the franchise” like a curtain call every time you hit a homer, all while batting .220 something.
So interleague again. Why do they call it interleague? Shouldn’t it be extraleague?
Anyway. Ms v Rockies: I am calling a sweep of Colorado by the Ms.
Why do they call it an “interstate” highway?
Don’t ever predict a sweep.Not likely.
I know, it’s pathetic. Do they give him a curtain call when he pours gatorade without spilling? When he puts his batting gloves on the correct hands?
At some point the Yankees might want to actually win a game against Boston. Their utter ineptitude against the Red Sox is pretty much what shapes the divisional standings.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
More details?
Roy Halladay’s hurt.
That means that every single starting pitcher the Blue Jays planned to use this year has been injured.
Season over.
Is he seriously hurt? Asks the guy with the fantasy team built around him?
About a month ago, poster on a another board I post at occasionally said that Brad Arnsberg has a terrible record as a pitching coach, and that he teaches dangerous mechanics that initially are very successful but inevitably lead to major injury problems. Given all of the Blue Jay pitchers who have undergone major arm and shoulder surgeries in the past few years(3 in the past year alone!), I’m beginning to wonder if he might be right.
Edit:
According to the team, he tweaked his groin. Given the Jays’ current record on injury disclosure, I expect that means he needs surgery to have his leg replaced, or something.
Oh, fuck you, Luis Castillo. Just fuck you.
Oh, Mets…
Mets, Mets, Mets.
From a team that once spawned “Miracles” they have fallen so far. They couldn’t close an automatic door if their lives depended on it.
It’s truly amazing to me that the Rays and the Blue Jays are into June and have not yet played each other. I mean, c’mon, they’re in the same division. The Rays have already had at least two series with every other team in their division. How do the MLB scheduling gurus create a schedule like that?
Giants win 3-0 and take over the wild card lead.
Has the team with the worst offense in baseball ever made the playoffs before?
Did that really happen? I was dozing on the couch and thought I dreamed that.
Did he try to pretend he got something in his eye, like Johnny Damon did a couple of nights ago in Boston?
Hey, Damon’s eyes are exhausted. That’s why he didn’t start last night. He’s been seeing way too hard lately.
Back to the Mets’ spectacular loss… after he muffed the easy pop-up, why did Castillo throw to second base? Was he trying to keep the second winning run from advancing? If he threw straight home they may have had a chance to get Teixeira. Who, by the way, scored from first base on a short pop up.