I have a theory that men get married because they want someone to pick up after them and women get married because our feet get cold at night and we need someone to warm them up on.
I think that the reason women are starting to use men as disposable sperm donors is because they want kids, but there aren’t enough men who would make good full-time husbands and fathers to go around. All the good ones are already taken.
Of course, there are some women who are just man-hating feminazi bitches, but they’re in the minority. I hope.
Now, what did I do with that turkey baster?
The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.