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The mighty Thor has a mighty hammer. Whose name actually means “Thunderbolt.”
When Billy Batson says the magic word, he gets bigger.
Dr. Strange has the Eye of Agamatto and at least one Orb of Agamatto.
Power Man once got arrested for Iron Fisting.
The Human Torch has a hunk-a, hunk-a, burning love. And goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
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The Green Lantern has his Necessary Impurity.
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Megaman has his Mega Buster.
The Sub-Mariner has his Trident.
And Storm has her port.
The Hulk has his Green Monster.
Captain America always liked to show off Old Glory.
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Skeletor just gets a boner.
Thor has his hammer, Mjolnir.
Zorro has his Gay Blade.
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Tony Stark has his Iron Man
Cannonball has his Cannon and Balls
Wolverine goes SNICKT
Galactus has his Herald
Batman has his Batawang
Captain America has his Flag Pole
Scumpup
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This has some disturbing implications for Ted “Wildcat” Grant.
I hear that Sue Richards sometimes keeps the Scepter of Atlantis in her Invisible Cave, but don’t tell Stretcho.
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The Specter, prosaically, has a Jimmy.
Aquaman has a one-eyed dolphin?
Wolverine has an adamantium claw.
WHAT??!! (OFF CAMERA: Sounds of vomit over Boy George’s “The Crying Game”)
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Ra’s al Ghul just calls it “the little head of the demon.”
The Silver Surfer has his board.
Hank McCoy has, obviously, the Beast.
Zatara is the late father of Zatana.
Hope you’re feeling better.
Really? I’ve heard it described as “Mr. Floppy.” 
Zatana is, of course, also free to use a Magic Wand of an entirely different nature, also known as her Rotarbiv.