Wrong. As anyone who saw the one and only movie knws*, Flesh Gordon had the Penisaurus
*Sequel? What sequel? They never made a sequel. Uh-uh! And if they did, it would be rated X. Not R. Definitely X.
Ash Ketchum has pokey balls
Oscar the Grouch has his pet worm Slimy
Elmo has Mr. Noodle
Grover has his cute furry monster
Ernie, alas, has to make do with a rubber duckie
Why, yes, I do amuse myself in the worst possible ways while watching TV with my kids
Mr. Incredible has Mr. You’d-Better-Believe-It.
Matter-Eater Lad has his Father Confessor
Molecule Man has his long-chain hydrocarbon
Ghost Rider has his Blazing Johnson(he calls it Johnny)
The Human Torch gets his flame on
Dr Doom has the Royal Scepter of Latveria
Jimmy Olson has his pal Superman
Lois Lane invites people to check out her “Pulitzer” (It’s her Golden Globes which steal the show though)
Daredevil has his billy club
Elektra has been known to sigh
Bullseye has his straight shooter
He-Man has his faithful Man At Arms
G.I. Joe always relies on his Real American Hero
Enjoy,
Steven
:eek:
Wait…:dubious:
Amuse! Amuse, with an ‘m’! Okay… Nevermind, then. Stupid small text…
Radioactive Man has his cooling rod (and his goggles, which of course do nothing)
Fallout Boy has his Jiminy Jillickers
Dr. Jekyll has his Mr. Hyde (and vice versa)
They made a sequel? It could only be awful. The original is campy and just barely not porn. I have no doubt the sequel would be solid porn, and probably is only vaguely associated with the original.
Don’t tell Jane, but Tarzan calls his cheater
Interesting. It looks positively awful, but awful in a way that I might actually watch. It’s not straight up porn, but it sounds mostly like really bad sex/poo jokes and boobs. I think it goes on my Netflix list.