Well, I’m sure you all have noticed a recent “trend” in threads, recently. Namely, “Batman vs. [blank].” Before that, it was mostly “Wolverine vs. [blank].” I predict that the next trend will be “‘Dum Dum’ Dugan vs. [blank]”
In any case, as a public service, I’ve compiled a brief list of all the “Batman vs.” threads in recent board history. This may save some people valuable milliseconds.
Batman vs…
(Been done, on the boards)
•Bailey
•The Boy Scouts
•The Cast of “Friends”
•Da Bears
•An eagle and a bucket of water [The ‘Wonder Twins,’ presumably)
•The Enterprise
•Hannibal Smith
•A hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being manifesting itself as a tapeworm
•James Bond
•Superman [Several times]
•A Tightly Closed Jar of Pickles
•Wolverine
And if I may be so bold, I offer a list of “suggestions” for future “vs.” debates. Or just for y’all to chuckle over, either way.
•Batman (Paralel world Batmen against each other. e.g. Frank Miller’s “Batman vs. the ‘Golden Age’ Batman,” etc.)
•Boba or Jango Fett
•The “Comics Code” itself
•Darth Vader
•Dr. Phibes
•The Electoral College
•God/Jesus
•The “God” from a Jack Chick’s tract
•Iceman
•The Iceman (The mummy from the Alps)
•The Immutable Laws of Physics
•The Iron Chef
•Old Age
•Spider-Man
•Saint of Killers
•The Terminator (T-600, 800, 900, 1000, or" X". Take your pick)
•Thomas Crown
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[li]Death[/li][li]Death Star[/li][li]Earth[/li][li]A pointy spoon[/li][li]Every superhero collectively in the DC, Marvel and Image uinverses[/li][li]50 men from a bean eating contest[/li][li]Brick Wall[/li][li]Jack Black[/li][li]Laurel and Hardy[/li][li]Adam and Eve[/li][/ul]
The IMHO Moderator.
The IMHO Moderator wins this with one hand tied behind his back, moving this thread to Cafe Society.
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.Hey, could someone give me a hand untying my hand?
Batman vs. Nobody (the Terence Hill movie character)
Batman vs. Everything But The Girl
Batman vs. Joel Schumacher
Batman vs. Radar O’Reilly
Batman vs. Martha Stewart
Batman vs. the Illuminati
Batman vs. Scientology
Batman vs. Wildest Bill
Batman vs. R. Lee Ermey
Batman vs. the McRib sandwich
Batman vs. Michelle Wie
Batman vs. Harpo Marx - utility belt vs. coat that holds everything. The winner fights alice_in_wonderland and her infinite capacity pants!
Batman vs Man Bat vs Man with a bat.
Bruce Wayne vs Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner vs Bruce The shark vs some gay guy named “Bruce”.
Batman vs batmobile (Taken over by AI)
Batman vs Punisher
“Mel Brook’s Batman”:
I’m trying to imagine this but truthfully I can’t think of anything sillier than the '60 Batman TV series.